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Ireland, June 1757.
“Shall we be lovers, then?” he asked quite courteously, as though they were discussing a stroll in the park. “Or are ye scared?” he put so much emphasis on the last word that it sounded almost like ‘scairt’.
(aka kilt!Erik porn that grew a plot)
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XMFC/Nikkita crossover for a prompt in the Kinkmeme.
A sort of fusion between the two series, with a healthy (or not) dose of my own imagination. Charles Xavier goes to prison, and is recruited by a spy/assassin division of the government. Dismal a beginning as this might look, it unbelievably goes downhill. Erik, the necessary stoic ex-military man, gets sidled with him. Not a single person is amused.
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- Part 2 of Bell's Toll
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What Pulls Us Apart by MonstrousRegiment for PippinPips
Snow White and the Huntsman (2012)
12 Feb 2013
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Eric thinks of the many things he can say to discourage her. That he is a widow, older, a drunkard, poor and miserable, wretched, god-forsaken, uneducated and unappreciated by court and peoples alike. He stands there in his mud-and-blood splattered leather clothes, in the beautiful green garden in front of her in her fine gown, and tall as he is he is the smallest.
Every one of those reasons she will argue. They didn’t stop you from kissing me, she will say, and she will be right.
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Prince Charles Xavier is still Deputy Commander of the TEF Heartsteel and life has been great ever since he and his best friend and Commander of the Heartsteel, War-Prince Erik Lehnsherr, finally got all of their feelings out on the table. Better than great, really.
It doesn't help, though, that the Nyrulians are a bit sore over him blowing up their ship, and a war is brewing. And because Charles has that kind of luck, they're in the middle of it.
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- Part 3 of Space Oddity
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At the center of the round chamber lay a shattered table, a massive slab of polished black stone broken in six different great shards that had toppled towards the center. Once upon a time, this had been a great, revered castle. Now it was nothing but cold ruins and distant whispered legends. It made the hair on the back of his neck and along his arms stand on end. This place was reeking with power just waiting to be unleashed—some sort of crawling creeping magic that tasted by ozone and burnt sugar on his tongue.
Charles was very still at his side, eyes half-lidded and dark as he let the waves of magic crash against him, like tall angry waves against a rock.
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The Glorious Conclusion of the Marvelous Story of the Time-Traveling Wolf Cadaver by MonstrousRegiment
Thor (Movies), The Avengers (2012)
9 Dec 2012
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One time, Loki and Thor were crammed together in the belly of a huge, bear-sized, stuffed wolf, and talked about their dicks. This is exactly as disturbing as it sounds.
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It’s not a snap, or the abrupt give of a dam, wearied with time by pressure. It’s a soft smooth thing, a descent into acceptance, a revelation, gliding and gentle and sweet, into something that’s been there all along.
He’s said the words before, but—the feeling, itself. It’s much more intense, once he allows himself to contemplate it openly. Like looking at the sun without shades. He’d do anything to avenge his mother, but he’d do even more to keep Charles, and oh.
That’s the right way, isn’t it.
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“I’m fine, man. You can go.”
Derek should go. Stiles is visibly off balance, drawn into himself, tense and unhappy and tired, so tired. Derek should go and leave him alone to mourn his dead in peace. Stiles isn’t really a part of his pack. He’s not even a werewolf, he’s just a human kid. He is not a part of the pack. Except he kind of is, and Derek—Derek is an alpha. Protecting his people is what he does. And someone should be looking after Stiles, and it looks like he’s the only one around.
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After a long and wretched campaign, Asgard has conquered Jotunheim. To ensure King Laufey's cooperation and later friendship between the kingdoms, Asgard takes home the apparent heir to the throne, Loki Laufeyson. Loki is, unfortunately, anything but complacent.
Based on the art by stunningly talented Wantstobelieve: http://wantstobelieve.tumblr.com/post/18102496999/guess-who-just-watched-troy-again-yup-that
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Erik thinks he's going to seduce, interrogate and murder some nondescript CIA intelligence agent, and winds up biting more than he can chew. Charles is not keen on being murdered, he doesn't favor interrogations, and he's certainly not willing to be seduced. That he's not cooperating is midly put.
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What Steve wants is to sit down and actually talk to Loki, about a hundred million things he knows Loki knows but won’t share. Loki sees through the ages and through space and time like they are glass walls, thin membranes he can push against and walk through rather than impenetrable walls. He sees his lives, all the many different existences of a creature named Loki, unfold one after the other like a film, birth to death and death to birth, rebirth, crucifixion.
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The Bet (How To Get Yourself Gutted in One Easy Step) by MonstrousRegiment for maimo
X-Men: First Class (2011)
21 Aug 2012
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It is said that from all experiences one must draw a teaching, and something about wisdom being all the stupid shit you’ve done, painted over to scratch out the bad parts, and feeling proud enough about the good things to be preachy about it.
Charles Xavier was, of course, participant of one such mindset, or at least he’d like to think he was, despite the piling of evidence demonstrating quite the contrary.
One thing Charles Xavier would have drawn a teaching from, if he were a wiser man (spoiler: he’s not) was that drunken bets one must not do.
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So Erik actually has a lot of problems, and all of them to the littlest one spawn out of his lover. He only sometimes wishes he hadn’t met Charles. The rest of the time he’s too busy desperately loving him.
Not that loving him with the intensity of a hundred suns keeps Erik from being an asshole about everything in their lives. Charles drinks tea. Erik is a dick. Those are just their quirks.
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“Hello, Erik. I’m Charles,” the skater answers, and then he leans in close, his voice dropping down to a murmur, “and I just nailed my triple so I’d very much like it if you’d nail me.”
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The original prologue for The Bell's Toll that I forgot to post to the story in AO3 like the absolute incompetent idiot I am.
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- Part 1 of Bell's Toll
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Out in the black of space, where the only creatures whose company you can always count on are violence and death, making a living is a wager. Erik’s crew of mismatched social misfits scrapes by, toeing the line between law and crime. Normally, they prefer to stay out of the Alliance’s way, but when it comes to defending the very freedom they fought for a decade ago, they only follow one principle: when someone tries to kill you, you kill them right back.
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It bothers Tony that Bruce can't choose to suit up or sit this one down like the rest of them. He tries to help, he really does, but then Tony will always be Tony, and the road to hell is paved with good intentions.
But it bothered him, and one thing that could be said about Tony was that he didn’t put up with the things that bothered him for very long at all. Excepting the case of Nick Fury, whom he was forced to put up with, because he just couldn’t get rid of him. For one thing, you couldn’t kill him, and if you could, theoretically, manage to kill him, the bastard would probably just rise from amongst the dead and come at you. With a zombie bazooka, probably.
A zombie Nick Fury with a bazooka was about as terrifying as a horror story could get.
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A Good Man (Does Not) Go to War by MonstrousRegiment
X-Men: First Class (2011), Doctor Who
26 May 2012
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What if the Doctor dropped in that day on the Cuban beach, and told Erik what we all thought someone ought to tell him?
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Transient Here Below by MonstrousRegiment for CampfireTreat (ambiguouslyhere)
The Avengers (2012), Captain America (2011), Thor (2011)
17 May 2012
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In a small little café lost in an anonymous corner in Paris, Loki sits to a little table, tea-cup at his side and old leather-bound novel spread open in his long-fingered, musician’s hands. He looks oddly, queerly mundane; dark jeans, grey t-shirt, simple but well-cut black leather jacket.
Steve stands, and stares, uncertain.
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Wesley Gibson, post the events of Wanted, moves to the sleek apartment he inherits from his dead father. His new neighbor, Brandon Sullivan, has issues. Wes is pretty sure he gets the cake on issues, because it's not every day you run into someone who can honestly tell you they shot their own father in the face, but Brandon doesn't have it easy, either.