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    When Peter loses his girlfriend Gwen Stacy horribly, dramatically, until the end of time— because she’s hooking up with his neighbor — Peter figures he’s probably just desperately terrible at the boyfriend thing. He needs an expert. Which, sadly, is the one guy in his life who really doesn’t need the ego boost of being told he’s an expert in love.

    Johnny is delighted to help his bud Spider-Man find love. Johnny has his eyes on someone, so he could do with the practice. It’s just a shame, because when Peter finds his healed heart turning in another direction, the last person he would expect to get in the way does.

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    Kris Bryant is possibly ninja-dating Rizzo, if that's an actual thing.

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    Kent Parson has well over ninety-nine problems. He has a chronic potty mouth, a sneaking suspicion he may be an actual idiot, a narcissistically-named cat with gas issues, too many sisters... the list goes on.

    Kent Parson has more than ninety-nine problems and Jack Zimmermann — freshly, resentfully and recently traded to the Las Vegas Aces — is definitely one of them.

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    (0.) Nate Ford is in a bar on U-day, looking for a celebratory drink.
    (1.) Maybe Sophie isn't her name. Because what name could mean something like as necessary as air anyway?

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    Jack has no game when it comes to Bittle. It's a good thing Bad Bob's around to give his son a helpful shove in the right direction.

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    "So like, Angler fish. Terrifying, right?" The current student delivering his presentation on fish clicks up a picture of an angler fish, the massive teeth, the ominously hanging lamp over its head. "You don't know the half of it."

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    8
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    7
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    Jack's not very good at noticing common threads. So it takes him the longest time, over a year, before he realizes what's been different in the Haus. It's not something that's present, so much as something that's missing. And it's this: that Bittle calls everyone pet names.

    Everyone but Jack.

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    X-Factor #231 AU.

    It's been five years since it happened, but Deathlok has spent every day since M-Day wishing he was less human, so going undercover as a human in order to find more humans to slaughter…? It's tough, but Deathlok agrees to do it. The target is Pandora, a base that Deathlok thought was just a rumor, the biggest undercover human resistance camp in the world.

    The mission turns out to be tougher than Deathlok expects, though, because the leader of the ragtag resistance camp is Tony Stark. Tony, who always has more than one ace up his sleeve. Tony, who Deathlok used to know. Tony, who refuses to call him anything but by his disgusting human name: Steve.

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    128
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    [SEASON 1 COMPLIANT/NO SEASON 2 SPOILERS]
    Matt's come up with a long list of lies to cover for his night-time activities. Foggy pretending to be Matt's boyfriend wasn't on that list for a very good reason.

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    This story starts, as many of the greatest stories in history do, with a talking frog.

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    Bitty's got a secret long distance boyfriend. It affects the Haus-mates, frogs, and said long-distance-(Canadian-hockey-robot)-boyfriend in different ways.

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    (see title)

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    People are treating Peter oddly. Really oddly.
    It turns out they're being nice to him because they think his boyfriend cheated on him.
    …with Spider-Man.
    It's honestly quite tiring pretending to be jealous of yourself.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    When Tony Stark cut Steve Rogers' morning jog short to join him on a reconnaissance mission off the East Coast, Tony sure wasn’t expecting to end up stuck on a life raft in the middle of the ocean, Steve's hand knuckle-deep in his chest.

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    Peter Parker can see the red strings of fate that connect lovers for everyone but himself.
    Gwen Stacy had no string, and Peter thought that meant she could be his, but then she died. So when he remembered that Johnny Storm also had no string... Peter could be sure of only one thing:
    Having no string meant you were supposed to die, and Peter was not going to let Johnny Storm die.

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    31
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    "Would you kiss me?" Spider-Man asks.

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    Peter has a Mysterio-related problem. Johnny has a cuddle problem. Peter is a liar. Johnny is living in his web of lies.

    (AKA The "Johnny mistakes Peter for his cuddle therapist" AU that you know you always wanted.)

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    19
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    324
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    45
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    3317
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    Alec Hardison had given a lot of thought to how he would die. Death by cop. Thrown into the darkest hole Guantanamo Bay possessed. Heart attack from a lifetime diet of hot pockets and orange-colored chemicals.

    He hadn't considered adding death by weather-inflicted man-eating-sharks to the list.

    (Or: Interspersed by media accounts of the incident, the tale of the Leverage team vs. Sharknado.)

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    10,468
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    45
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    135
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    43
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    1603
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    Whoever came up with the rule that SHIELD agents in modern times had to be a certain age should be shot. Obviously the solution is for Steve to travel back in time. (If only things were ever that easy.)

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    26,896
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    112
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    690
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    215
    Hits:
    7073
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    Or, 5 times one of the Fantastic Four find Spider-man in Johnny's bedroom (and 1 time they all do.)

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    English
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    3,483
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
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    596
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    5725

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