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    There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.

    “So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”

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    07 Aug 2017

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    or, Karkat Vantas’s Foolproof Advice for Tolerating, Befriending, and Otherwise Romancing Smug, Moody Aliens Who Never Shut Their Face Gash

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    17 Jul 2017

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    ORIGINALLY TITLED:
    In which Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas are Bored as Hell and Eventually Grow Close to Each Other in Multiple Ways

    Karkat wants nothing more then to be entertained, Dave can supply that entertainment.

    A story of friendship turned crush between my favorite dorks.

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    02 Jul 2017

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    Your name is John Egbert, and this is definitely not what you intended when you signed up to be a foster home for animals in legal cases. Either way, a bit of love and nursing to health, then his charges would be ready for trial, and a rewarding, happy home. You'd seen trolls on television and YouTube, they were popular exotic pets with celebrities. Certain breeds were even useful for guide pets and companion animals for the elderly. Since they were almost-sentient, of course. Almost.

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    25 Jun 2017

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    Your name is Rosa Maryam and you grew up dreaming of a perfect family, being the perfect wife, the perfect mother. After the miscarriage at eighteen, you were lost. After the divorce a year later, you were broken. When hope arrives in the strangest possible form, a well-intended but tasteless gift, you don't recognize it. Not at first.
    You did not give birth to your son but he is yours, and he saved your life, and you will never let anyone hurt him.

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    24 Jun 2017