Mertiya

Have faith in the gods and your friends.



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    The Mana Leak Coffee Shop is a small, independently-owned business in the charming heart of residential campustown. We specialize in hot beverages of different types from around the world. Alcoholic drinks served after 9 pm. Yes, we need to see your ID. Hours: 5-12 am.

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    A collection of MtG fics in the Multiverse. Minor AUs, shippiness, and some tumblr prompts.

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    13 Oct 2017

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    More than anything, Mike Taylor wanted to be ordinary. Being a genius, he learned early in life, meant people expected too much. A career at the MI6 Help Desk seemed the perfect way to guarantee a lifetime of obscurity, until he got a very unusual tech support call.

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    10 Oct 2017

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    “Am I sacked?”

    M doesn’t bother answering James’ attempt at humor but instead continues in his point. “Since your return from the Skyfall operation, which was over a year ago I might add, you have not taken one day of leave, no holiday of which I'm aware. You haven’t rested the requisite 48 hour period between mission and report.”

    James takes a deep breath and lets it out slowly.

    “You are not a young man,” M says plainly. “Everyone, even James Bond, needs time to let wounds heal, both physical and mental. Pushing yourself is going to get you or someone else killed eventually.”

    “So not another mission then?” James asks and moves to stand.

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    Or, James Bond is forced to take a few days off, runs into Q at a kebab shop, starts playing World of Warcraft, and takes a trip to Witney to meet Q's family (for reasons of national security, of course).

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    09 Oct 2017

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    Q rolled his eyes. “Oh, there are just bloody wheels within wheels to it, aren’t there, this kidnapping business? Really, you should give it up. You’re not cut out for it. Think about it, your first time out, and you pinch a national intelligence treasure and ask his MI6 boyfriend for ransom. It isn’t very promising, is it?”

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    08 Oct 2017

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    In which Tonino Montana is confronted by a puzzle of cakes and cats, and arrives at a satisfactory solution.

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    28 Sep 2017