Megan

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    Everyone's out to kill Pariston and it's everyone's problem except his. Alternate summary: Pariston and Ging being domestic with the kids.


    “I didn't--” began Ging, and then a memory flashed through him, of unlicensed pubs and homebrew and a negotiation with the Saheltan government over a heritage site that Pariston had gone out of his way to royally fuck up. “Actually--”

    Pariston raised a brow. “Really, Ging, what a crude tactic. I'm disappointed.”

    “I was drunk,” said Ging defensively.

    “You know,” Killua said conversationally, “sometimes hanging out with you two makes me feel better about all my Gon problems. Just saying.”

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  2. Rec 67

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    Aradia trolls Dave, they get hitched (for Reasons), and then she trolls him some more. Featuring Dave's entirely not-hysterical point of view, Karkat as the troll-maid-tron of his honor, entirely too many jars of dead things, Afterus, and gross inaccuracies regarding Canada:

    You have a minor Aspect. It’s rare, but you can’t do anything with it, so you’ve never thought much about Time. You never thought that when you were busy miring yourself in the bureaucracy of joining the general jury pool and completing your voter registration you’d be signing yourself up for someone to browse the classified catalog and order you as a mail-order brobride.

    As for how Aradia feels about your engagement, you don’t ask. You might as well ask why she always approaches you from behind if your back isn’t to a wall or why she now insists on referring to Bro as Dad or why her KangerSheepMom makes you treat all open spaces like an unending game of the-floor-is-lava. (The-Floor-Is-Lava echoes in your mind like that should be important somehow. Too late, (always too late?) the vague familiarity is gone, a dream fled upon waking.)

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    31 Mar 2015

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    Your systems have almost been recalibrated to properly interpret the analog data. The pain and arousal get sharper and more overwhelming with every passing second. Oh, god, you know what the problem is.

    You have approximately the most ridiculous case of gold globes in the universe.

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    26 Mar 2014

  4. Rec 24

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    After the war, there's time for reflection, wanted or not.

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    8 May 2013

  5. Rec 25

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    “For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of all our tasks, the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.” -Rainer Maria Rilke

    Once in a lifetime comes along a love strong enough to defy the blackest magic and persist across the universe.

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    2 May 2013