Mckenna



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    Bilbo was banished. That's it, the end. She wants nothing more to do with dwarves. Now all she needs to do is get back home, but there may be some complications along the way.

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    Bilba Baggins is a bit shy. Okay, she's a LOT shy and when Gandalf shows up and dumps an entire Company of dwarves on her she is decidedly NOT amused.......or capable of speaking to them.....particularly the dark haired one who happens to be a PRINCE.

    Thanks for that heads up, Gandalf.

    All she can think is Kili should have a warning sign on him. It could say something like:
    "Caution: Exposure to KILI could result in side effects including but not limited to -
    - Incoherent speech
    - Inability to speak at all
    - Increased clumsiness
    - Decrease in brain function
    In a few cases more serious side effects have been reported including, but not limited, to -
    - The sudden urge to run off on poorly thought out adventures
    - Delusions where one believes they are capable of stealing from Trolls and/or dragons
    In order to limit the risk of developing one or more of these side effects individuals should limit their exposure to KILI to brief bursts of staring or sidelong glances."

    Honestly, it'd only be fair.

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    18 Aug 2017

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    His stomach sinks. He feels immeasurably stupid. “I should’ve fucking known.” He’s so deep in his disappointment that he doesn’t register the way Lucifer’s head snaps round to him. “I mean, yeah, no, why would you want that with me?” He meets the bemused gaze. “So, c’mon then, out with it. What did you actually want me for? If its bait, good fucking luck to you, my pack isn’t expecting me back for weeks, and if it’s my magic, wow did you ever pick the wrong person to try and con. I know it’s not my soul, if you even actually trade in those, because I’m pretty sure it’s gonna wind up in your hands eventually.”

    “While I quite enjoy your fire—there’s not many who would cuss the devil out to his face—I’m afraid I haven’t the faintest idea what you’re on about.”

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    So... Bilbo can bench a troll. And go.

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    In which Peter and Stiles attempt to live a peaceful life in the suburbs. it doesn't start well.

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