MayoTomato
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Dirk plans to seize some of Kankri's hot rump for himself, and he sure as hell is going to enjoy his path to that.
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Dave Strider's thoughts in Cascade.
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Your name is Dave Strider and you can't get over the kid that comes to your shows almost every Thursday.
With his girlfriend.Your name is John Egbert and you've got a bit of a crush on a guy in this band.
Which is kind of a problem.Bookmarked by MayoTomato
5 Aug 2012
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==> Be the sad kid
==> You; be the albino kidInabilities to RECOLLECT. Dreams of FREEDOM. Avoiding light, avoiding people, avoiding yourself. Growing up and simply acknowledging TRUE LOVE.
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How exactly do you react when your best friend you haven't seen in a decade is a stripper at a gay club? Um, if you have to ask twice, then you have no brains.
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- Part 1 of Marionette
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10 Jun 2012
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The main and really only difference between the red and black quadrants is more simple than anyone thinks at first: loving is wanting. Hating is needing. You wish you didn't know that, but you do, and it sucks to have such firsthand experience.
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26 May 2012
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Your name is Dave Strider and you are 26 years old.
You have just gotten engaged.
The problem being that you have just gotten engaged to your best male friend in a furious fit of stupidity, champagne, one-upmanship and a weird warm-glowy feeling that occasionally (or more than occasionally) rolls around in the pit of your stomach and makes you act like a moron. You have, over the past 13 years and much careful experimentation, dubbed this “The Egbert Effect”.
You would like to state, for the record, that you are definitely, completely and 100% NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.
As Bro carefully describes to you what, as the DJ, he’s going to play at the reception (almost entirely a medley of Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha), you carefully nurse a Rock Star and vodka like a 16 year old girl who just popped her cherry at prom and try to figure out what the fuck happened over the past decade or so to land you in this mess.