13 Bookmarks by May
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Bodyswap, for round one of the Homestuck Shipping Olympics. With inevitable followthrough. This is actually not the strangest thing that has ever happened to Dave Strider. (Future Dave can suck it. Future Dave can contemplate Past Dave sucking it.)
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7 May 2013
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John and Jade have an entire battleship and five planets stocked with food. Rose and Dave are less lucky.
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5 May 2013
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Your life isn't a movie. Movies don't play out like this.
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23 Mar 2013
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Feferi decides that she has just about enough of the scourge sisters' revenge cycles and decides to interrupt an argument gone violent by dragging them into an impromptu flarp session to work out their issues!
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1 Jan 2013
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Kankri has a productive conversation with his female friends about his tendency to gabber on and on and on and cod stick something in his mouth already.
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19 Sep 2012
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You're going to leave the toybox in the closet tonight, because you are fairly certain that you can ruin him six ways to Sunday without even a pair of fuzzy handcuffs to back you up, and you really don't want to give the poor guy an aneurysm or something.
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22 Aug 2012
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"You want a motherfucking guide, chica?"
"No," you say, and it comes out flatter than you meant it to. "I'd have to want to go somewhere for that."
He doesn't pester you to get moving, like an NPC should. Instead he kind of laughs, and you want to believe it's sympathetic. "Well, here, then," he says. He stands up—and up, and up, jeez, he's like seven feet tall at least—and holds out the cigarette to you. "How about a sister up and joins me for a smoke? Good for chilling out all them head bees."
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4 Aug 2012
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CG: HARLEY, WHEN I SAID THAT I WOULD RATHER CULL MYSELF WITH THE DULL END OF A SCALEMATE BEFORE I EVER GAVE YOU THE CHANCE TO RECOIL IN ABJECT REVULSION BEFORE MY HIDEOUS VISAGE
CG: WHAT THE FUCK GAVE YOU THE IDEA THAT I WOULD SOMEHOW BE AMENABLE TO INSTEAD PERFORMING A DAPPER SHOW AND TELL ROUTINE?Bookmarked by May
1 Jul 2012
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'When Vimes gets around to where the alley opens back up onto the street, it’s a little like hitting the top of a flight of stairs and expecting there to be another step. Neither the horned madman or the thieves are visible. A bit of garbage skitters across the space in a breeze, as if to emphasize the emptiness. Something coils in his guts as he slows and begins following the main artery back. What he finds stops him cold.'
Whoops, I accidentally crossovered again. Apparently took BramblePatch's GH out for a spin, too.
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21 Jun 2012
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Alternia: where warm blood defines a troll's nobility, cold blood their commonalty, and Her Imperial Luminescence Aradia Megido struggles to keep her people together. Whether or not she can do it before Ascension Day is another thing entirely.
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10 Jun 2012
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Roxy finds out that love doesn't conquer all of the problems inherent in owning and caring for her new pet. (It does, however, help.)
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1 Jun 2012
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i will buy the flower shop, and you will never be lonely. by roachpatrol for Bendieci
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25 Nov 2011
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He walks like a cat who has tape on his paws, and has had tape on his paws for a very long time, and who never expects to ever again walk without scrunching miserably from side to side in a tangle of self-loathing and confusion. It hurts to look at him, but it hurts more not to.
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28 May 2012
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There's a mutated freak intruding in The Grand Highblood's domain, a pale little slip of a girl who spreads heresies like she's talking about the weather. Somehow, he finds he's okay with that.
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28 May 2012