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  1. Public Bookmark 51

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    “Holy shit,” Clint’s eyes were huge and round. “Did you get Steve pregnant?”

    Tony choked on his coffee. “What? How--why--what? How would that even happen?”

    “Hey, you’re the one planning to ambush him with a shotgun wedding.” Clint moved his bowl of Lucky Charms out of the range of Tony’s coffee spray. “It’s a reasonable question.”

    “Steve’s not pregnant!” Tony shouted. Was he? He couldn’t be. They hadn’t been gender-swapped lately. What about that alien fertility ray? No, that had been at least seven months ago.

    Steve wasn’t pregnant.

    Probably.

    “I’m not ready to be a father,” Tony blurted, clutching his hair with both hands.

    “I’m not drunk enough for this conversation.” Clint opened the liquor cabinet and examined its contents with a critical eye. “What kind of booze goes best with marshmallows?”

    (Tony plans a wedding. The wedding is in ten hours and he hasn’t exactly proposed yet, but he’s used to compressed project cycles. What could possibly go wrong?)

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    20 Sep 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 51

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    “Holy shit,” Clint’s eyes were huge and round. “Did you get Steve pregnant?”

    Tony choked on his coffee. “What? How--why--what? How would that even happen?”

    “Hey, you’re the one planning to ambush him with a shotgun wedding.” Clint moved his bowl of Lucky Charms out of the range of Tony’s coffee spray. “It’s a reasonable question.”

    “Steve’s not pregnant!” Tony shouted. Was he? He couldn’t be. They hadn’t been gender-swapped lately. What about that alien fertility ray? No, that had been at least seven months ago.

    Steve wasn’t pregnant.

    Probably.

    “I’m not ready to be a father,” Tony blurted, clutching his hair with both hands.

    “I’m not drunk enough for this conversation.” Clint opened the liquor cabinet and examined its contents with a critical eye. “What kind of booze goes best with marshmallows?”

    (Tony plans a wedding. The wedding is in ten hours and he hasn’t exactly proposed yet, but he’s used to compressed project cycles. What could possibly go wrong?)

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    20 Sep 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 95

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    Tony knew it was a joke among his friends and he fucking resented it. They were always making comments, or jokes, or implying that he was wrong somehow and he just didn’t get it. He thought it happened to everyone, loving someone but not wanting to be in a relationship with them. Well, not a romantic kind anyways. He liked the way it felt when it was three a.m and he and T’Challa were curled up watching some cheesy American horror film that T’Challa would claim was not true horror while they ate ice cream.

    Everyone else, though, made every opportunity to make jokes about them dating, or stick romance into events where there was none, or to try and force him into a relationship he’s said he didn’t want a million and one times.

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    … and his pet human, Steve.

    This is the story of how Steve Rogers and Tony Stark fell in love due to a fortunate series of extraordinary events, including but not limited to: the courtship of a cat and his beloved tree, the drinking of much paint water, and an entire pharmacy worth of allergy medications.

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  5. Public Bookmark 72

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    Tuesdays are Tony Tuesdays, apparently. Really, it's not incorrect, because every Tuesday since Steve moved into the Tower after the Battle of New York, Tony has dragged Steve out into the city to discover something new. Through Tony, Steve has come to love the 21st century – Steve just hopes that Tony can do the same for Bucky. Even after the reveal of the Soldier being responsible for the deaths of Tony’s parents – Bucky is part of life in the Tower.

    And now he’s let himself be dragged on a Tony Tuesday.

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    19 Sep 2017