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    Alternate Title: "Dick Failwolf, Private Eye."

    (Or, Derek's hit with a Film Noir curse, which forces him to narrate his own life in luridly-detailed prose.)

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    21 May 2017

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    Derek’s roommate has already moved in by the time he shows up. And he’s taken up both sides of the room.

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    21 May 2017

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    “Oh my God, my magic is seducing you.”

    Derek shrugs.

    “My magic is seducing you and it’s working,” Stiles says in horror.

    (Can be read as a standalone.)

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    20 May 2017

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    Stiles' sophomore year starts something like this:
    3 FourLokos
    + 1 peer-pressuring cat
    - 1 best bro to end all best bros
    = 1 Craigslist ad headline that reads "str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic".
    Derek is the fool who replies.

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    20 May 2017

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    The doorbell interrupts what had turned out to be quite the epic shoe hunt but, really, he’s grateful for the break. Or at least, he is until he heads down the stairs to grab the door, trips over a stuff animal of some kind, bashes his head on the wall and barely manages to catch himself from falling down the entire flight of stairs. As with all things, Stiles would like to state, for the record, that this is Scott’s fault.

    Or: Scott and Stiles are raising seven children. Derek is the entertainer they hire for a birthday party (not a clown though, he's very specific on that fact.)

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    14 May 2017