MalfunctionIsPerfection



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    Namjoon's a single father with agoraphobia.
    Seokjin's a single father with a demanding job.
    Both are struggling to be good parents.

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    The time five-year-old Taehyung kidnaps five-year-old Jungkook...because, "We have the same last name so we're brothers"

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    08 Sep 2017

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    As Namjoon stood slightly removed from the scene, bemusedly watching the six-year-olds swarm around his cooler (which he had borrowed from his mom), he didn’t even notice that someone had sidled up next to him until he heard the tiny, but undoubtedly exasperated, huff.

    He followed the sound, turning his head to the right. A guy was standing there, arms crossed, lips pursed. He let out another huff, louder this time, but only slightly.

    Namjoon refused to acknowledge him. What the fuck was this guy’s deal? Was he really that bitter that his six-year-old just lost a soccer game for six-year-olds?

    One more huff from the guy.

    He was beginning to think this guy’s lips were just perpetually pursed and would simply never, ever unpurse themselves, when he, the guy, finally unpursed his lips to speak.

    “I just think it’s pretty irresponsible to bring Gatorade to a soccer game for first graders,” he said, huffily, “No offense.”

    (or: namjin are soccer dads who fall in luv)

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    28 Jul 2017

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    Inspired by the prompt: Area 51 has four level emergencies for a breakout. Level 3: Armed forces intervention. 2: Public statement. United Nations joint resistance. 1: Worldwide evacuation effort. Use of nuclear weapons permitted. And 0: Call the number on the sticky note (and pray to God his demands aren’t too high).

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    13 Jul 2017

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    Jeon Jungkook couldn't believe that no one told him how cute EXO's maknae, Kim Seokjin, was.

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    21 Jun 2017

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    Two dads living a very normal life despite being two fourths of one of the biggest rock band played on radio stations in the world.

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