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    In the Shire, hobbits say, "What lovely weather we've having." They also stir their teacups for four and a half clockwise rotations, place their left elbow seven-eighths down the way of the arm rest, and sniffled pointedly, which roughly translates to: "This tea is over-steeped and bland, your furniture is both uncomfortable and horrifically tasteless, and you're a twit of a host."
    And I think that's beautiful.
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    Hobbitish is a language of manners and etiquette, the dwarves don't even know that Hobbitish is a thing, and Bilbo is trying to keep a straight face and his peace of mind while the Company unintentionally keeps sexually propositioning him and challenging him to pie-eating contests to the death.
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    Actions speak so much louder than words.

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    17 Nov 2017

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    Bilbo Baggins hated Lobelia Bracegirdle long before he'd ever met her. And in turn, Lobelia Bracegirdle, being the ambitious and overachieving sort that she was, absolutely, totally, wouldn't-have-spit-on-him-if-he-were-on-fire despised Bilbo Baggins long before she'd ever met him too.

    Against all odds and their feuding families, they get married.

    But it's not that kind of love story.

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    16 Nov 2017

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    What would have happened had the Company discovered the One Ring while on the quest and understood the implications it had for the world?
    Messing with canon for fun. A light-hearted romp through Middle Earth, while the dwarves and their hobbit burglar completely ruin Eru Illuvatar's plan for the world.

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    15 Nov 2017

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    Yamamoto had very good reasons for not sending the Madsen Hollow virus out for independent analysis.

    (Set in Vathara's Tatterdemalion universe.)

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    11 Nov 2017

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    09 Nov 2017