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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    “Okay, fine. So it’s undercover. Who am I undercoverly bodyguarding?”

    He hands her a second piece of paper.

    “Um, what the fuck is this?” At his raised eyebrow, she adds a hasty “Sir!”

    “Your assignment, Rizzoli.”

    A long pause. “I’m sorry, I just – is this a joke?”

    A groan. “God damn it, Rizzoli. No, it’s not a god damned joke.”

    “Sorry, sir, I just…is this the right paper? Because this is an ad for The Bachelor, which seems like maybe you picked up on your personal time, or something, and isn’t related to our…” He shakes his head. “Oh, fuck.” He nods. “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I’m going undercover on THE BACHELOR?? What is this, fucking Miss Congeniality? Do I look like Sandra fucking Bullock to you??”

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    18 Nov 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    A very light-hearted insight into the compulsory therapy sessions that the DEO Agents have to undergo.

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    14 Nov 2017

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    14 Nov 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 17

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    Alex Danvers has been the lonely God of the Underworld for centuries.

    Maggie is running from a life - and an arranged marriage - she doesn't want.

    Curse - or thank - the Three Fates for deciding that these two threads should intertwine.

    or: the 13k Hades/Persephone AU I think one person asked for (and that one person is me)

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    14 Nov 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    puppies and christmas and fluff and married nerds

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    12 Nov 2017