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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    Orphaned at the age of six, and living in foster homes until the age of sixteen, Vince Noir is used to moving around from place to place, never really feeling like he belongs anywhere. A few months before his seventeenth birthday, however, he learns that his grandmother, Doris, ex-military spy and retired fighter pilot has just returned from Mexico where she spent the last ten years hiding from the Russian secret service. Suddenly, Vince's life is turned upside down as he moves in with his barking mad old Nan and is sent to Greggory's Academy, the highly questionable local school.

    Talking gorillas, shaman Headmasters, Cockney dinner-ladies and a whole host of seriously under-qualified teachers are just some of the things Vince has to deal with daily at Old Gregg's. Luckily, his new friends Leroy, Neon and Ultra are there to help him along the way. The only problem is Howard Moon, who's about to make Vince's already weird life even more confusing...

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    22 Jan 2018

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    His people could now fit into a single hall in a space ship, and so many of them were children. Too many young faces would grow up without Asgard even as a memory. Of Asgard’s great, famed warriors there was only he and the Valkyrie left. How many healers with Asgard’s secrets resided in this hall, broken? How many of the mighty sorcerers?

    He had never cared much for books and things metaphorical, but in that moment Thor was ready to weep for all the knowledge lost in Asgard’s great Library.

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    08 Dec 2017

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    Post-Avengers.

    Brought in chains back to Asgard, Loki has a choice - marry Thor or die. He chooses life... for a moment.

    “And to think they call me the monster. What are you, really, Thor? How deep does this perversion of yours run? How did you hide it so well? You are not as golden now, are you, Odinson? Never have been. I am quite peeved that I missed this. Imagine the Hel I could have turned your life into if you had revealed yourself sooner.”

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    03 Dec 2017

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    In which the Avengers reassemble and none of them are quite themselves because Loki decided it would be totally awesome to see what would happen if they all swapped bodies. Tony has had quite enough of this now, thank you. Steve just wants this all to be over so that he can think about possibly dating (read: confess his love for Tony).

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    29 Aug 2017

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    Alastor: the avenger of evil deeds, specifically familial bloodshed.

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    30 Jul 2017