9 Works by Lilithisbitter
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Hyrule's future lay in a vast desert. After the Great Sea dried up, the Great Desert was born. The magic has all but dried up, as well. The races of Hyrule have survived using new technologies. After the Age of Rail came the Age of the Gun.
In this dry and desperate country, it has come time for a desert-bred young Hero to take up the gun, the sword and his courage to try to bring some green and hope back to the land.
A remake of our earlier fanfic, "The Great Desert," which can be found here among other places: http://www.senordwall.com/greatdesert.html
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The Adventure of the Wandering Womb by Lilithisbitter
Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
21 Feb 2013
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Holmes, Watson, Mary, and extremely dated Victorian medical notions that involve treatment through massaging a certain female areas with either hand or device until desire result. Long story short... this is a Victorian sex toy story.
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"She'll save Holmes from himself. And she will remember to let go before he dies. His life is in her hands, seconds being the difference in safe and brain damaged." Holmes has some dangerous kinks and he'll engage in them like it or not. In these cases, it's up to Watson to be his guardian.
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Barney fails to win to Rhonda “The Man Maker” French over and starts to lapse back into granola-eating hippie territory… Marshall just loves Barney’s suffering and the flavor of his agony… Robin wants some pie, Ted wants your dessert, and Lily just wants dirty rough sex. Maybe this could work out for everyone.
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Like a coin, every story has two sides. This is the side of the Rough Patch that Ted Mosby never saw. Barney Stinson's side. He only thought he was saving Robin Scherbatsky from discovering the monster he really was. He had no idea of the mess he would leave in his wake.
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There's an old joke on the internet that goes: "Toast lands butter-side down. Cats land on all four feet. So what happens if you drop a cat with a piece of buttered toast tied to its back?" Clearly in real life, kitty runs for safety, buttered toast crumbling with every precious leap and bound. But in the ideal conditions (ie You Wish Land) the cat-toast array hovers inches before the ground, constantly spinning as kitty and toast dual for supremacy.
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Henry Knight can't sleep with a hound haunting his every step.
Sherlock Holmes won't sleep on a case.
They've both been dosed with with a psychoactive compound that causes hallucinations and paranoia in the victim. They fight crime or rather, Henry is paranoid and Sherlock is a paranoid deducing jerk.
A "The Hounds of Baskerville" episodefic with Sherlock/Henry.
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There are different sorts of evil in the world. There is the evil of James Moriarty and then there is the evil of one... well, it's easier to let Mycroft Holmes tell you. The cycle goes on and on, the war rages on, and nothing changes.
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Topher Brink's relationship with one Dr. Claire Saunders was deeper and more complicated than anyone could ever guess. It was a story told without rhyme or reason. A story of all the moments he betrayed her and all the moments she could have, would have, and should have paid him back.