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    "Chowder, my son: we’re gonna get you hammered, you fuckin’ beaut.”

    “I don't know if that's the best idea," Eric says dubiously, looking at the back of Chowder’s dejected head.

    “Bits, it’s Haus tradition!” Shitty exclaims, warming to his subject. He’s probably about five seconds from striking a Captain Morgan pose with his foot on a chair. “It’s got to be done!”

    “Okay,” Chowder says, unexpectedly. He bolts upright. There is a gigantic red mark on his forehead from the table. “Yeah, okay! Let’s get hammered!!”

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    The first thing that Evy does, upon coming out of the desert, is sleep for what feels like a week.

    The second thing she does is get married.

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    “Most of the runs we go out on are false alarms or medical calls,” Sidney says. It's his standard response to anyone asking about the danger, and it's true — they get a lot of broken fire alarms, heart attacks, and overdoses. In the last five years, Sidney has delivered two babies and been part of the crew that, legendarily within the Toronto Fire Services, freed a guy's dick from a jacuzzi tube. “People call 911 for a lot of weird stuff.”

    "You not fire captain too?" says Geno. "What, too young?" He looks enormously smug, which means he's chirping.

    Sidney enjoys it more than he probably should.

    Or: the one where (almost) everyone is a hockey-playing firefighter.

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    Kim Yoon-hee kept her two lives judiciously separate, until the night that Lee Sun-joon picked up the wrong smartphone at dinner.

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    Fitz opens his first email with, "Hey! GGD!" and Gigi loves it. No one has tried to nickname her since she was three and couldn't pronounce her own name.

    In which Gigi and Fitz plan their very first scheme.

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    She came in at two o'clock, between the lunch rush and the end-of-the-day rush just like usual, but Emily still felt the thrill of excitement crawl up the back of her neck when she spotted the familiar coppery hair and red lipstick a few people back in line.

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    33
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    He listens to the kind of music she doesn't like. (Christmas carols. It's Christmas carols.)

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    32
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    The people who thought it was a great idea to build an Anti-Kaiju Wall and go hide inland are the same people making the big decisions after the Breach is closed.

    Or: how Hermann Gottlieb smuggled his own data out of the Hong Kong Shatterdome and Newt Geiszler learned to love the global arms race.

    Series
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    13
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    88
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    18
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    The next time Will decides that he needs to get away from Salem for a few days, he's definitely springing for a fancy five-star hotel, college student budget or no college student budget. He'd bet that elevators don't break down at the Ritz-Carlton.

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    33
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    Of all the potential outcomes that Lee could have predicted for his day when he woke up this morning, fighting off a hit squad in the jams and jellies aisle at Whole Foods would have been at the very bottom of the list.

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    By the third time that Danny wound up with a window or door directly across from Eli Gronkowski's, he had to wonder if the universe was trying to tell him something.

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    5/5
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    The first time he sees Leslie's house, Ben suddenly understands that they're going to have to make a regular choice about where to spend their time: the frat house from hell where his roommates have a bizarre set of rules and no sense of appropriate behavior, or the hoarder house from hell where he's genuinely afraid of being crushed by a falling stack of Tiger Beat and Economist back issues.

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    167
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    The holidays can be easy or they can be fraught, Blaine finds, especially when you're intending to spend the rest of your life with your high school boyfriend and your family tilts toward the dysfunctional end of the scale.

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    After McKinley's graduation and the crushing news that comes with it, Kurt and Blaine take a road trip. It hits a bump in a small town in Indiana.

    “Donna ran him over with her car at the Bulge,” Leslie says, immediately throwing Donna under the bus.

     “He was a ninja,” Donna protests. “A fancy ninja. And I tapped him, I did not run him over.”

     Kurt narrows his eyes at Donna.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    5
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    49
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    11
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    Finn Hudson and Cooper Anderson spend the days leading up to Kurt and Blaine's wedding trying to out-best-man each other.

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    Blaine and Kurt finish their couples counseling conversation in the guidance office and go forward from there.

    Also, there are pamphlets.

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    27
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    Kurt is an up-and-coming New York City wedding planner working on the biggest wedding of his career, and Blaine is the frontman of an unfortunately-named band from New Jersey. Booking an untested band with a distracting lead singer is either going to be the best or the worst decision that Kurt has ever made. He's not sure which, just yet.

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    Comments:
    29
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    254
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    Kathy settles her left hand in the crook of Don's arm when he offers it, then her right in Cosmo's arm when he offers, and the three of them trip off to lunch together. It won't appear suspicious or strange, Kathy reasons to herself; she's being escorted to lunch by her fiancé and his best friend, who is well-known as a jokester and a friend of Kathy's as well. It will all be fine.

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    21
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    122
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    6
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    "So we're going to have a kid or whatever," April says, and the entire office comes to a standstill.

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    Father Mulcahy finds his first day at the 4077th M*A*S*H a touch overwhelming. It isn't every day that one is greeted by a sentry in a fur stole and two men who introduce themselves as Captains Degenerate and Pervert.

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    1,312
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    142
    Bookmarks:
    22

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