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    The lights dim. The Imperial anthem comes on. The video screen lights up with the title of the cinematic masterpiece you're about to be subjected to: An Adolescent's Guide to Correct Pailing Procedure, Featuring Anatomical Diagrams of External Genitalia, Three-Dimensional Modeling Simulations of the Interior Workings of a Successful Coupling, and a Live Demonstration of Appropriate Technique by Two Patriotic Volunteers.

    It isn't any better this time than it was when you watched it in the privacy of your own hive.

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    "What's it mean?" you ask. "Cause if you're askin me to call you the human empress or something, you can forget it."

    Cronus chuckles. "Nah, bro, it ain't like that. Your daddy's like... Kinda like an Ancestor, you know? Older, genetically similar, all that. But instead of being, like, a distant legendary figure, he's right there with you. He takes care of you." He cups your face in one hand, brushes a thumb across your cheekbone, and it's not pale at all.

    "That what you're offering?" you ask. "You gonna take care a me?"

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    You don't know his first name. Nobody's used it in the couple months you've been here. The other inmates call him "Bro," the wardens call him "Strider," and the first time he pinned you to the mattress he told you that you could call him "Daddy."

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    The night-time sleeping period is the longer one, from midnight-ish until nearly dawn, but you feel like this time you spend almost the whole night tossing and turning. It helps to have an idea of what you're going to do, but you're still so nervous. He said yes. You never expected him to say yes.

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    He huffs. "Because it makes you look helpless," he admits. "I know you're not! I know that. I'm not insulting your fucking manly prowess or whatever, just—"

    You kiss him, and the last of the excuse gets lost, mumbled into your mouth.

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    "The traditional role of the jadebloods in the brooding caverns was... more involved than most trolls were ever told."

    You peel her hand away and kiss her palm before you lace your fingers with hers. "Okay, that was a really good ominous pause," you say. "But come on. We'll work this out. What's so 'involved' about it?"

    She tells you.

    You freak out.

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    Remember the first time Kanaya cut Karkat's hair?

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    Remember that time when Aradia took Eridan on a spelunking expedition?

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    "Whatever nasty ideas I just gave you, go for it. I'm your kinky alien sex toy for the night or whatever," and with Terezi looming over you and Karkat's big hands on you that's suddenly a seriously, intensely possible thing. You are having a vision of the future and it involves a lot of troll junk.

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    You keep trying to pretend this is just some kind of awful dayterror. You'll wake up any minute and go bitch to Kankri about how being on this planet is bad for your sensitive temperament. Any minute.

    Not this minute. This minute the humans are shoving you into a scraped-bare ablution block that reeks of unfamiliar, cloying-sweet chemicals and letting you just fall on your front like a miserable mistreated tool.

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    You do not want to talk about Aranea, your... you don't know either. Your shellfish traitor. "You angling for my diamond, Serket?"

    "As if," Vriska says.

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    "What gives?" he says then, as he shrugs his way out of the gi and you watch the changing shadows under his collarbone. "Some chump at this party still has a turtleneck on."

    "Yeah, well, some asshole around here doesn't know how to shut up and let himself be spoiled," you say. "Get in the goddamn tub, Strider."

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    You definitely want to encourage Equius, among other verbs. This stupid gift exchange is just forcing your hand, when you wanted more time to get to know him, figure out who he is when he's not being completely suborned by your worst successful project to date. You don't know enough of his buttons yet to be sure you're pushing the right ones.

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    “My shift’s over,” he says. “You wanna get a drink, Mr. Ampora?”

    Your school tour is going to notice you’re not in attendance any microsecond now, if it hasn’t already. Your school tour can go to hell.

    “Yes,” you say fervently, and he grins that awesome grin again.

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    You squirm your way between her thighs and suddenly her hand is braced against you, right below your belly button, like she's holding you at bay. "Dave," she says, and she's alarmingly likely to be serious when she uses your name, "let's do it the other way this time."

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    "You're so soft," he says. "I mean—I'm not trying to say you're weak, that's—that's the last thing I'd pity you for, I just. Fuck."

    You nuzzle his cheek, breathing in deep. Everything he says makes you want to just squish him and pet his silly head, and everything about how he feels and smells makes you want to rip his clothes off. "Let's," you say.

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    "It's not purrlite to tease," she says, and you know she ain't mad for real—nothing else feels like the prickle-hot in your pan of Meulin being pissed—but you scoot a little closer all the same.

    "Shit, kitten, you know I'm all being a rude motherfucker," you say. "Thought you liked me that way."

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    "If you feel that need to dominate—to be in charge, to win—then this is actually a pretty safe way of dealing with that," Dirk says, looking you in the eyes. It doesn't sound like a general, impersonal 'you' at all. "You get what you want and so does your partner. It's not a lot like the bullshit you see in the media."

    "But I sh—it's not right to want that," you say, and by now your nerves are thrumming with an echo of the same panic you felt in Cronus's apartment.

    Dirk shrugs. "You can spend your whole life trying to make yourself normal, whatever the fuck that actually means, or you can accept how you're different and start looking for ways to be happy."

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    You've been... you don't know, study buddies, something stupid like that, for most of spring semester.

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    You know something's up the second time Karkat brings you a new drink without you having to whine. You frag the last alien on the map and then look up at him. "What's the deal, KK, you're never this polite. You put something in this?"

    "No," he says, which makes you more suspicious, and then he amends that to, "Not yet."

    It's his turn to pick something weird for you guys to try. The rule is you don't have to ask each other for permission unless there's going to be pain involved, and after last time you're expecting him to push it a little.

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