Laylah



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  1. Homestuck (131)
  2. Final Fantasy XII (45)
  3. Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types (44)
  4. Baccano! (32)
  5. Kingdom Hearts (28)

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    Little gray aliens aren't people, no matter how well they fake it.

    They can be domesticated, though. Might as well keep them around, right?

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    Let's admit Alternia gets the celebrities we deserve.
    —Troll Nicole Blackman

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    There will come a time, you'll see, with no more tears.
    And love will not break your heart, but dismiss your fears.
    Get over your hill and see what you find there,
    With grace in your heart and flowers in your hair.

    — Psalm 22, attributed to the Signless Sufferer

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  1. Rec 32

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    Aradia trolls Dave, they get hitched (for Reasons), and then she trolls him some more. Featuring Dave's entirely not-hysterical point of view, Karkat as the troll-maid-tron of his honor, entirely too many jars of dead things, Afterus, and gross inaccuracies regarding Canada:

    You have a minor Aspect. It’s rare, but you can’t do anything with it, so you’ve never thought much about Time. You never thought that when you were busy miring yourself in the bureaucracy of joining the general jury pool and completing your voter registration you’d be signing yourself up for someone to browse the classified catalog and order you as a mail-order brobride.

    As for how Aradia feels about your engagement, you don’t ask. You might as well ask why she always approaches you from behind if your back isn’t to a wall or why she now insists on referring to Bro as Dad or why her KangerSheepMom makes you treat all open spaces like an unending game of the-floor-is-lava. (The-Floor-Is-Lava echoes in your mind like that should be important somehow. Too late, (always too late?) the vague familiarity is gone, a dream fled upon waking.)

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    1 Apr 2015

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    This is so rich and chewy and satisfying, omg. Not just funny (tho it is definitely that) but also full of worldbuilding and cool meta and tremendous piles of rad.

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Tired of Equius's workaholic obsession with running tests on Lil Hal's new body, Lil Hal decides to make the tests more interesting.

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    18 Feb 2015

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    A brief primer on the concept of Alpha/Beta/Omega Universes: Also known as that trope suddenly showing up in your fandom that doesn't make any sense.

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    13 Feb 2015

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    an excellent introduction to the trope(s) and also damned funny. Win.

  4. Rec 42

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    Fucking drone season. Every sweep around this time you stop being treated like a machine for a change and for a few degrading, pheromone-fueled nights, you are treated like an animal instead. Who will you get locked into a concupiscent block with naked this time?

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    8 Feb 2015

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    HELMSMAN FIC WITH A HAPPY ENDING eeeeeeeee

  5. Rec 26

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    Prolly if the two of you had handled this on your own, it woulda turned bloody real fast. You're guessin' neither of you woulda been willin' to let it go without the other one dead, and who the fuck knows what that coulda done to your two groups of friends. Now, you ain't gonna fuck shit up for everyone else if you can help it, but like fuck are you just gonna let Feferi Peixes have her own way. Not over your dead body, necessarily. But... maybe over hers.

    Lucky for the two of you, lil' Vantas McNubs is way too nosy for his own good. An' way too persistent. An' way too fuckin' precious to ever, ever hurt. It was gettin' real coddamn ugly the first time he jumped in between you. Feferi was just about ready to go for you, an' like shell were you lettin' her get away with that bullshit, an' both of you were there with your tridents out an' all, an' there's Karkat, just jumpin' in the middle like it ain't no thing.

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    15 Jan 2015

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