Laylah
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- Homestuck (102)
- Final Fantasy XII (45)
- Fullmetal Alchemist (44)
- Baccano! (32)
- Kingdom Hearts (28)
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The night-time sleeping period is the longer one, from midnight-ish until nearly dawn, but you feel like this time you spend almost the whole night tossing and turning. It helps to have an idea of what you're going to do, but you're still so nervous. He said yes. You never expected him to say yes.
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You keep trying to pretend this is just some kind of awful dayterror. You'll wake up any minute and go bitch to Kankri about how being on this planet is bad for your sensitive temperament. Any minute.
Not this minute. This minute the humans are shoving you into a scraped-bare ablution block that reeks of unfamiliar, cloying-sweet chemicals and letting you just fall on your front like a miserable mistreated tool.
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You try to dress nice. How do you dress nice for a sex club? You have no fucking idea. But you've got the greaser cool guy look down pretty good, and you think it works for you. You wear your tightest t-shirt. You spend like fifteen minutes in front of the bedroom mirror trying to decide which pair of jeans is the most flattering for your glutes. This is your chance.
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It's not a glamorous job, but you can set your own hours, the pay rate is good now that you know what you're doing, and it leaves you with enough free time to enjoy your hobbies. You like to think you're doing pretty well for yourself.
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You don't want anything to do with anyone who wants anything to do with this shitty record label, right? Except you do honestly need a social circle that's bigger than just your moirail and your kismesis, so you might as well practice interacting like a real live troll while you’re out here. You find yourself attempting a smile that feels dumb as hell, and you try to think of something relatively not-obnoxious to say.
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- Part 6 of Imperial Pop Star
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Let's admit Alternia gets the celebrities we deserve.
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There will come a time, you'll see, with no more tears.
And love will not break your heart, but dismiss your fears.
Get over your hill and see what you find there,
With grace in your heart and flowers in your hair.
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Little gray aliens aren't people, no matter how well they fake it.
They can be domesticated, though. Might as well keep them around, right?
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In which everybody lives in small-town USA, and also there is kinky porn.
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Immortality changes relationships. After Dallas gets out of the river, he pays Luck a visit. And somehow, things start to shift.
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You spend the hours after you wake up pacing your hive, your stomach threatening to upturn and your bulge threatening to unsheathe. You're excited to the point that you're dripping with more than just sweat, yes, but you're also beyond nervous. Besides what you assume are the usual worries -- what if he doesn't show up, what if he takes one look at your butlerbot and is so unimpressed -- there's also the tiny little fact that you've never done any of this before.
At all.
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Sollux's bees go into heat, and need somewhere to lay their eggs; Sollux is in the wrong place at the wrong time; Sollux involuntarily becomes an excellent host.
Bookmarked by Laylah
13 May 2013
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In a world where trolls and humans coexist, however uneasily, Roxy Lalonde is an admitted disaster, Nepeta Leijon just wants to make an honest go of the city's first cat cafe, and the cat puns come fast and thick.
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“Dave, um.” You haven’t seen Tavros this thunderstruck in a while. He points at you with one long, clawed finger. “What are you wearing?”
“Oh this?” You tilt your head so that the light catches on your shades, the corners of your mouth quirked in the faintest of grins. “You can thank Egbert for pointing out the irony in our failing to ironically incorporate a literal interpretation of your preferred IM handle into our sex lives. Though we might have to sit him down and have a talk about the appropriateness of buying lingerie for another dude’s dude, if you know what I mean.”
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Karkat shoves his way into the room gracelessly, overlarge toolbelt clanking against the doorframe and then a table as he whirls around, holding a pizza box suspiciously low against his hips despite being fully clothed.
"I am here," he announces with poorly concealed rage, "to deliver this goddamn fucking pizza. And fix the load gaper."
For the kinkmeme: Karkat has only the vaguest notions of human porn cliches, but it doesn't prevent him from putting exactly as much effort into roleplaying as he puts into anything else. Reedited and slightly extended.