Lawnmowergirl
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- Homestuck (8)
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Karkat Vantas already has enough on his plate: grieving his mother's death, renovating a fixer-upper with his father, taking care of his hermit crab Ceegie, and starting high school in a whole new town. Having to deal with an annoying ghost haunting his new (old) house is a bit much to ask.
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Trolls were belligerent gray creatures with orange horns who lived under bridges and stole buckets for reasons no one quite knew. Jade knew that much, certainly. But then she actually meets one, and everything begins to change...
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- Part 1 of Bridgebent
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In which a young mutant is sort of kidnapped by his old flushcrush for the sake of survival, a prince, a governess, and a messenger rescue an heiress, blackrom space pirates are a thing that is happening, and eventually they all team up to topple an oppressive regime. Featuring two matespritships, one kismessitude, various shifting moiraillegiances, humor, badassery, and did I mention space pirates?
(this is an updated version of a fic by the same name that I've got up on FFN. it's not finished, so if you're really interested you may want to keep an eye on http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8089356/1/Runaway_Justice for the longer version as well as right here for the better-written version.)
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I put the beta and alpha kids, postscratch trolls, and cherubs in a grid and use a random number generator to determine the sequence of a ridiculous quantity of 100-word drabbles. These won't all be written in a quadrant or anything; in fact, most of them will be gen, and I'm leaving in the self combinations for the sake of introspective drabbles or something! friendship or otherwise non-romantic pairings will be indicated with an ampersand in the chapter title; quadrant symbols will also be used in chapter titles, to clear up any potential confusion.
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- 14
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Calliope learns that since her dreamself is a troll, she has to deal with certain cyclical urges associated with the species. And Caliborn discovers he's more than happy to go along for the ride.
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She’s real. She has to be. You’re almost definitely totally certain that your alternate-universe opposite-sex doppelganger girlfriend is real.
Okay, it sounds pretty silly when you put it like that.
(Or, I was reminded that the ladies are imaginary and imaginary things can't exist in the real universe, and my brain went 'FIX THIS.')
Bookmarked by Lawnmowergirl
15 May 2013
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Your name is Karkat Vantas, and on your sixth wriggling day, you turn into a grub’s plastic building toy. [Fusion with the Lego Batman games.]
Bookmarked by Lawnmowergirl
15 May 2013
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The Signless meets his descendant in a dreambubble.
Alternatively, Signless: Fondly regard crustacean.Bookmarked by Lawnmowergirl
12 Apr 2013
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An AU in which SGRUB as such never happened, focusing mostly on Eridan Ampora and the trials and tribulations of being such a raving douchebag (with good hair).
Details, illustrations in progress, etc., available at my tumblr.
More comprehensive explanation here.
Komm in mein Boot
die Sehnsucht wird
der Steuermann
Komm in mein Boot
der beste Seemann
war doch ich--Rammstein
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Bookmarked by Lawnmowergirl
8 Apr 2013
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Karkat shoves her in the shoulderblade. "This isn't special storytime hour for nice genocidal wigglers," he mutters. "Jegus god."
"It totally is," Meenah protests. "He knew her, like reely knew –"
The helmsman rattles like a shaken bag of husktop parts instead of laughing. "Better than anyone alive or dead," he says.
Bookmarked by Lawnmowergirl
6 Apr 2013