19 Works by Lavellington

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    Summary

    Todd is not the marrying kind. Or at least that's what he's been telling himself.

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    English
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    4,129
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    1/1
    Comments:
    58
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    195
    Bookmarks:
    29
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    1076
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    "Mona!" Dirk says. "What have we said about sneaking up on people in the form of inanimate objects?"

    "It's bad manners," she says, "and may result in invasion of privacy, or untimely cardiac arrest."

    "Yes," he says, "good, thank you."

    Language:
    English
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    2,700
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    433
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    Dirk was familiar with Christmas in theory but not practice. Todd and Farah were happy to go along for the ride.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,962
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    135
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    595
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    "My old landlord wrote to me yesterday, and apparently I need to go and pick up my things or he'll throw them in a skip."

    "A what?" Todd asks, sitting down heavily on the sofa.

    *

    Dirk and Todd go to London.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    64,105
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    694
    Kudos:
    877
    Bookmarks:
    141
    Hits:
    10593
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    Lieutenant Todd Brotzman has been serving aboard the USS Ridgely for a year when he meets Lieutenant Dirk Gently.

    Language:
    English
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    6,612
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    599
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    Summary

    Todd Brotzman is a cynical, world-weary private investigator, and this may be the weirdest case he's ever found himself on. He's not sure whether the presence of a "holistic detective" will help or hinder matters. In fact, he's not really sure of a lot of things anymore.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,335
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    93
    Kudos:
    179
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    1251
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    Todd has accepted that, however unlikely it may seem, Dirk Gently is his best friend. But he's not the guy's mother.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,314
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1047
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    "I can't possibly meet your parents on Sunday, Todd! It's too soon! I haven't done any preparatory research!"

    "Yeah," Todd says, "we all know you're Mister Preparatory Research."

    *

    Todd's still trying to Fix Things with his family, and he's not sure if introducing them to Dirk Gently counts as progress in that department.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,590
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    349
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    2217
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    "Dude," Amanda says, squeezing her tight while her hair tickles Farah's face. "It's so good to see you."

    "You too," Farah says, meaning it, and when they break apart Amanda's hands linger on her shoulders for a second longer than they have to, and that's nice. That's enough to feed her borderline pathetic crush for a week, at least.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,858
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    172
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1698
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    Summary

    Dirk and Todd are not co-dependent, exactly. They've just had a rough couple of weeks.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,363
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    176
    Kudos:
    882
    Bookmarks:
    91
    Hits:
    7360
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    Summary

    They're just a couple of kids in love.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,035
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1412
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    Summary

    When I was a child, my teacher told my parents that I had an unhealthy fascination with dead things.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    221
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    30
    Hits:
    639
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    When Sherlock was born, he'd consisted primarily, Mycroft had thought, of a mop of curly black hair.
    (Warning for background minor character death)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    540
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    132
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2757
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    Summary

    John attempts a compromise.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    686
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2325
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    Summary

    “Remind me again why I’m still sharing a flat with you?”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    221
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1404
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    Summary

    She was always on the outside looking in with those two. Everyone was.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    221
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    33
    Hits:
    1274
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    Summary

    He was limping along again now, halting and out of time, and he couldn’t fix it by himself.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    221
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    32
    Hits:
    1183
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    Summary

    He remembered his home with his body.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    221
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    25
    Hits:
    1241
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    Summary

    John didn’t mind following two steps behind: two steps behind Sherlock was still miles ahead of everyone else.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,946
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    130
    Kudos:
    1350
    Bookmarks:
    339
    Hits:
    32000

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