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    They say that everything can be cured by saltwater - sweat, tears or the sea. Bilbo Baggins chooses the last option, taking his recently orphaned nephew and moving to the charming Oak Cottage, overlooking England’s grislier shores. The house charms him instantly, and though he knows nothing at all about the sea, or about making ends meet on his own so far from everything he’s known his whole life for that matter, he’s quite determined to stay, and see his nephew get better, odd sounds in the night be damned. He’s living in a modern world, after all, and the nonsense he’s been hearing about the house being haunted by its former owner, the mysterious Captain Durin, is just silly superstition… isn’t it?

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    14 Jul 2017

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    I actually love this more then the movie the plot was based off. adorbs

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    “The one-l lama,
    He's a priest;
    The two-l llama,
    He's a beast.”

    Clint hopes the poem holds true for two-ll Phillips, too.

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    21 Jun 2017

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    He's a 2 L llama. So much drama llama love

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    Alternate Title: "Dick Failwolf, Private Eye."

    (Or, Derek's hit with a Film Noir curse, which forces him to narrate his own life in luridly-detailed prose.)

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    5 Jun 2017

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    i died laughing

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    “Oh,” Stiles said, his voice coming out low and breathy, “fuck me.”

    “I don’t think that’s on the syllabus, but we can check to see if there’s a spot open in any of his classes,” Scott said, grinning.

    “This isn’t an actual professor, though,” Stiles insisted, unable to resist brushing his thumb over the sharp line of the man’s bearded jaw. He was laughing at something off-camera, the shot taken in three-quarters view, his coat collar casually rumpled and opened to reveal a sliver of a simple grey t-shirt. The whole thing was deliberately calculated to lend him a more accessible feel, and god help him, Stiles was falling for it.

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    When Stiles signed up for Dr. Hale’s intro to history class, he had two goals: knock out the credits his advisor was bugging him to complete before he graduated, and spend a few hours a week daydreaming about his sexy professor’s salt and pepper beard.

    Derek, a few months away from turning forty and not sure when his life had started feeling so damn lonely, had never encountered someone like Stiles before. Bright-eyed, sharp-tongued, determined to throw Derek’s carefully cultivated world into disarray…and absolutely the last person Derek should be falling in love with.

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    22 May 2017

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    derek/stiles D is a professor, there is a dog, angst but I loved it

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    Every living thing in the store was reacting to Stiles, including Derek. He suppressed the urge to brush up against him, to touch his hand, to lean into him.

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    5 May 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Stile is Hades, and adorable short story