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New Girl: the game is True American but with a sexy new twist (Nick & Jess; behind the iron curtain; hand on her knee, eyes on her face)



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  1. Rec 4

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    Jess wants a baby, Nick decides to be the sperm donor, and for reasons of cheapness they do not involve a doctor in this process.

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    14 Sep 2014

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    “Wait,” she says, and now her voice is the one that’s gone all high-pitched and crazy. “You want to have sex with me?!”

    “I want to save you A LOT OF MONEY,” Nick says, in the confident tone of someone who would rather install two-liter bottles into the wall than just call a plumber to fix the toilet.

  2. Public Bookmark 1

    best thirty seconds of my life by hariboo

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    27 Jul 2014

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    27 Jul 2014

  3. Rec 13

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    But logic and past precedent and the truth gnawing at her gut aside, she must have been drunk. Because there's no way that sober Jessica Day would have had sex with her roommate, whom she previously had kissed a grand total of once, in the place where her other roommates brush their teeth in the morning.

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    27 Jul 2014

    Bookmarker's Notes

    SEXY SEXY SEXY SEXXXX, in an amazingly in-character and funny and well-written way.

  4. Rec 24

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    Scotty and Jim get drunk, and secrets are revealed.

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    22 Jun 2014

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    Hilarious and perfect.

  5. Public Bookmark 95

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    If Bones wants to spend a ridiculous amount of his own salary keeping an empty apartment, then by all means.

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    22 Jun 2014

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Almost literal curtainfic meets grumpily-falling-for-each-other.

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