KuraiYukita



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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    When John asked you if you were feeling any better yet earlier you told him you were fucking lonely as balls and considering changing your occupation to prostitute so you could find your own personal Edward Lewis to pay you loads of money for standing around and looking pretty. Then you told him you’d always wanted to have sex on a piano, so it’d all work out fine. The reference went straight over his head, which in hindsight should not have surprised you in the least because Pretty Woman isn’t really John’s usual genre, and even if it had been it’s not anywhere near obscure and shitty enough to catch his eye.

    When Rose asked you the same thing a few minutes later you told her you discovered the small store at the far side of your street carries penis-shaped candles and that you now swore by watching them slowly burn down right to the waxen ballsack as a therapeutic relaxation technique.

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    2 Dec 2012

  2. Public Bookmark 25

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    One of the worst things about being a subjugglator is having a moirail so low on the spectrum, he technically doesn't exist. You know what's worse? When your moirail passes away, and the only thing to console you is the liquid black relationship you have with the troll you call your ancestor.

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    21 Nov 2012

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    It just figures that when Karkat finally finds that special someone he hates more than he hates himself, that person turns out to be the guy who's essentially his clone, but fifty million times more annoying.

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    13 Sep 2012

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    Partially for Synnesai’s kinkmeme prompt (http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/38154.html?thread=39208202#cmt39208202).

    Partially inspired by my incredible desire to shut Kankri up.

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    10 Sep 2012

  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    Karkat and Sollux have to face it: there's one ablution chamber they need to return to to give it a proper scrubdown. Naturally, matters head south very fast... especially after Eridan turns up for round two.

    A very accidental sequel to Iit Takes 2 Two Tiidy.

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    24 Aug 2012