07 Apr 2014
Tony reminded himself that the second the incorrect password was entered, the phone would destroy itself and any data on it. And there was no way someone named Tepid the Magnificent would guess--
“I’m in,” said Tepid. “Soon I’ll know all of the Avengers’ secrets.”
Tony briefly closed his eyes. “Steve. What was your password?”
“It’s ‘password,’” Tepid replied.
Or: Tony and Steve get captured.
Bookmarked by Kithyane
03 Jan 2018
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (2012)
29 Jun 2013
The one where Steve and Bucky pose as a happily married couple while on a mission for SHIELD, to catch an international arms dealer hiding in a suburban neighbourhood.
On Monday morning Thor parades bare-ass naked around the Tower; it all goes downhill from there. Or, the one where New York gets infected with alien sex pollen, Steve appears to be the only sane man, and the things that ensue include hilarity, fake zombies, pining and surprise makeouts. And a bear trap.
04 May 2013
People keep trying to tell Bucky something, and he's getting very confused.
Why Then Oh Why Can't I? (or, 5 Times Steve Rogers Felt Awkward Talking About Sex, and One Time He Stopped Talking Altogether) by ladyblahblah
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Captain America (2011)
30 Jun 2012
“You really never did grow up all the way, did you, Steve? Of course it changes things. But hey.” He lifts his glass, and Steve reluctantly lets go to join in the toast. “Who says change has to be bad?”