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  1. Rec *

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    Stiles is (still) single when the pack's getaway to the Caribbean comes by (oh misplaced optimism); lucky for him Derek is committed to being uncommitted and even after all these years is still powerless against Stiles' unique forms of persuasion.

    Cue a romantic getaway for two: sun, sand, and sarcasm abound...and the two roped into competing in the Resort's version of the Newlywed game. Only it's completely obvious it's going to end in disaster. Probably homicide.

    Most probably homicide.

    Plot twist: It doesn't.

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    24 May 2017

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    Stiles is 25 and runs his own coffee shop. Derek doesn't know this. Derek, a mechanic, thinks that Stiles is 17 and jail-bait.

    Misunderstandings ensue.

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    23 May 2017

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    Dearest Derek,

     

    Welcome to your 21st year! As per the wonderful tradition of the house of Hale, you will be attending some of the best places to be single that Beacon Hills has to offer today. First, it’s to the Coffee Shop on Main where you will get two lemon zest chocolate chip muffins. Listen to me very carefully, I’m going to ease you into the way this works. Buy two muffins, but you’re only going to eat one. Find someone cute to give the second one to…

     

    The letter went on, but Derek was staring at it in horror, unable to process how terrible that sounded in just the first paragraph. Today was going to suck.

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    Or: Derek's grandmother relishes setting her single grandchildren up on Valentine's Day. Only, less 'setting up' and more 'forcing them to run a singles-only scavenger hunt where the prize is love or at least sex'.

    Derek never wins. Derek never WANTS TO win.

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    22 May 2017

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    Derek Hale is content with his new lot in life. Sure, it feels like he’s living on the fringes of his own Pack, the one left behind as they all go off to college while the younger, newer Packmates want nothing to do with him. And yes, this thing that he’s had with Stiles on and off since he went to university has somehow twisted into something that terrifies him. And maybe, maybe sometimes his life feels unbearably lonely. But no one’s trying to kill or torture him on a weekly basis, so there’s no room for complaints.

    That is, until Derek finds a box of abandoned puppies and his life is forced to change for the better.

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    22 May 2017

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    "I would have to want to date Derek for your plan to work," Stiles points out, secure in the knowledge that his logic is infallible and yes, he's had a pointless and soul-destroying crush on Derek for as long as he can remember but nobody knows that.

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    22 May 2017