KiratheCarrionite

darth riding cat



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    What happens when I'm encouraged to write silly, slashy crossovers? This. You're welcome, internet.

    AKA, Tony, Tamaki, and the Hitachiin Twins create shenanigans, while Pepper, Kyouya, and Haruhi shake their heads.

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    At first, Harold sleeps with Mr. Reese because the Machine tells him to.

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    6 Aug 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    Great deeds always seemed so much cleaner in the storybooks, when one could transition from 'they won' right over to 'and they all lived happily ever after.' No one ever talked about the calm after the storm, where you worked until you thought you'd drop and cried yourself to sleep every night, or how you could long for home until you were nearly sick with it. No bard sang songs about how hard it could be to live with the consequences of your actions, or warned that even the sweetest of victories could taste like so much ash in your mouth.

    Bryony Baggins has had more than had her fill of adventures. She's riding back to the Shire to her books and her armchair, to dig in her garden and try to heal the tattered edges of her spirit, and though she will of course miss all her dear friends terribly, there's just not enough reasons for her to stay, and far too many calling her home.

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    1 Aug 2017

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    They stare at each other, half-grinning, and Derek knows it’s definitely the absolute wrong time for this, but he wants. He wants to grin at Stiles over dinner every day for the rest of his life, baffled over yams and Moon Pie Day, and, god, crap, goddamn, when the fuck did he have time to fall in love?

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    The life and times of Deputy Stiles and Supernatural Foster Dad Derek Hale

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    27 Jul 2017

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    “With you it’s always ‘Father this’, ‘Father that’.” Gianna sniffed. “It’s an obnoxious habit. Very childish. Act your age.”

    “Oh? And trying to interrupt a stranger about his business isn’t obnoxious?”

    “You’re such an asshole,” Gianna said, incredulous. “I can’t believe you said that. We’re trying to save a life.”

    “If you were remotely interested in charity of that nature you wouldn’t be in the family business.”

    The stranger was staring at them now, blinking owlishly. It wasn’t an unfamiliar reaction to anyone exposed to his sister and their quarrels. “Do you guys mind?” he said finally. His voice was rusty, seldom used.

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    9 Jul 2017

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    Kent's blind, but not everyone seems to realize that.

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    8 Jul 2017