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    Stiles broke Christmas. Stiles broke the star off the Christmas tree, the one that the first gift of Christmas goes under, the one that starts Christmas and has had the same star for hundreds of years and Stiles broke it. This is officially the worst thing Stiles has ever done. Including getting Scott turned into a werewolf. What’s a little lycanthropy ever hurt anyone? There are lots and lots of really great werewolves out there and Scott’s fine. So he gets a little fuzzy every full moon. At least he can enjoy a nice cobwebby room without the dust causing his lungs to close up.

    But this, this is terrible. Children all over the world are going to be disappointed because Stiles broke Christmas and Santa Claus, Santa freaking Claus is looking at Stiles like he’s going to end up on the naughty list and Stiles’ dad is going to give him that look and –

    “Will you stop doing that?” Angry Eyebrow Elf mutters and shoves Stiles into a chair. “Seriously, stop panicking. You’re giving me a headache just looking at you.”

    OR: The One Where Stiles is a Jack Skellington's grandson and Derek is an elf because of reasons.

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    21 Apr 2017

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    "I don't know how much of a formality it'll be when they reach the dissection part of the proceedings."

    The continuing adventures of Botanist Doctor Stiles Stilinski and his alien werewolf boyfriend.

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    28 Oct 2016

  3. Public Bookmark 41

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    Stiles can’t focus (when did he last take his Adderall – before or after his sixteen hour death?) and so he does what he always does: relies on the facts. And the facts are as followed:

    1. My name is Stiles Stilinski.
    2. I am seventeen-years-old.
    3. My father was kidnapped by an evil druid.
    4. I died for 16 hours by drowning.
    5. I’m afraid of drowning.
    6. I got in a car crash.
    7. I saved my father.
    8. Everyone’s alive.

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    27 Sep 2016

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    Stiles is homeless after deciding he’s tired of the foster system. He runs until the money runs out and he ends up in Beacon Hills. One day he finds Derek Hale bleeding in the woods and stops to help. After that, things change.

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    12 Jun 2016

  5. Public Bookmark 86

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    Napoleon likes to think of sex as an easy way to get what he wants from his marks.
    Gaby does what she must for the mission and is learning to deal with the aftermath.
    Illya would much rather just break in, steal the data and skip all of this.

    Or: Five times sex happened for the mission, and one time it didn't.

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    10 Jan 2016