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    It's Cecil's birthday, which marks the return of an old friend and companion.

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    1/1
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    1
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    10
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    People often speculate on Sherlock and Sally's past. Some claim they were friends. Some say they always rubbed one another the wrong way. Some are convinced they slept together, others say she wouldn't sleep with him, or he wouldn't sleep with her. Some say he propositioned her, or she propositioned him, and the other got offended.

    The thing is, they're all right. And all wrong.

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    When Ginger Winship sends an urgent summons to his home in Edinburgh, none is more surprised than Bertie Wooster, not least because the last time he heard, Ginger resided in Glasgow. Ever one to rally 'round his friends in a time of need, Bertie none the less sets off. What follows is a right old soupy mess of weddings, bespoke tailoring, Scottish poetry, jealousy, bridge and the psychology of the individual.

    A stand-alone sequel to Ginger and the Rum Confession.

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    5,105
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    3/?
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    18
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    Sherlock had expected John to show up while that little domestic matter between him and Mary was still ongoing. However, when John does, what he proposes isn't anything Sherlock had anticipated at all. Still, as John says, people have different ways of coping, in a war zone.

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    3,372
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    544
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    Message repeats. This is an emergency beacon dispatched from the mining ship Red Dwarf by Jim Lister. Request immediate assistance. Possible child kidnapping. Message repeats. This is an emergency beacon dispatched from the mining ship Red Dwarf by Jim Lister. Request immediate assistance. Possible child kidnapping. Message repeats...

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    1,260
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    13
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    1
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    121
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    John and Sherlock wait for Mary to arrive, with varying degrees of patience - a short gapfiller for His Last Vow.

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    908
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    1/1
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    18
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    1
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    It is a tricky thing to do to yourself, which is not to say that Sherlock has not tried.

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    445
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    22
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    635
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    Sherlock returns to John. And tries not too think too much.

    Short reaction vignette after The Empty Hearse.

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    856
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
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    2
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    657
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    After a series of random encounters with a girl who keeps showing up near the Sherlock set, Benedict finds himself interested and fascinated... when he accidentally insults her. Can he find her again and set things right, or is she gone from his life forever?

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    18,608
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    19
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    6300
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    After what happens in Baskerville, John and Sherlock struggle with the aftermath of Sherlock's actions, and the inevitable changes in their relationship. Some of those changes, however, turn out to be utterly unexpected for both of them...

     

    "It all seems so reasonable and logical to you - your behavior."

    Words:
    10,850
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    1389
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    It's been eleven years since John Watson and Sherlock Holmes were at Hogwarts together. Eleven years since the far too young John ill-advisedly let the even younger Sherlock take him to bed. Eleven years, and John still feels a burning flush of guilt at the thought of it. They both wanted it, sure, but John should have known better! Now, John runs his little charms business and tries not to think too much about the past... until it shows up on his doorstep, tall, dark and arrogant, on a mission from the Ministry of Magic.

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    6,692
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    636
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    The Red Dwarf crew are having a hard time with... well... time. While Lister is trying to get a GELF device which literally saves time working, Rimmer finds himself in mortal - as it were - peril from another time-related problem. Meanwhile, Kryten fusses and Cat hunts metaphors.

    Words:
    5,089
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    357
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    Um... Mister Culter? I don't understand what I'm supposed to put in this box here? It says summary? But, like, there's nothing to sum up, because there are no sums or nothing? So do I put the characters in? But I already did? Is it about you and Mister Pallister? And how you switched classes again, and the thing with the tests? Then why didn't you just SAY that, oh my god... OK, I wrote something in the box can I go home now?

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    2,139
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    3
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    7
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    1
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    108
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    Ben has a lot of friends in Hollywood. Some are closer than others.

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    687
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    576
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    When Amanda asks Martin what he wants for his birthday, the answer is both simple and complicated. Like most things when it comes to love.

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    1,970
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    1816
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    John gets married. Sherlock goes through the motions, because he's really rather good at that.

     

    There were rules, to dancing; steps you could learn. Sherlock was particularly good at it, as he was good at anything he set his mind to.

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    939
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    579
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    In a different universe there is no Red Dwarf. No Starbug. No David Lister, Arnold Rimmer, no Kryten, and certainly no Cat; his race does not exist. None of these things exist, because Red Dwarf is just an AR game in a shady arcade, where a random-seeming group of players have been stuck playing for five years...

    ...but that's not the reality in which Starbug's crew exist. They've established that.

    Or have they?

    Words:
    39,279
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    269
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    The absence of John is everything. It suffuses his skin. It eats at his brain even as it eats itself; it strangles him.

    Words:
    613
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
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    345
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    Even the cleverest men in the galaxy grow old.

    Words:
    2,540
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    352
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    "Oh, it is subtle, Mr. Spock, but you're one of nature's most pathetic failures; a hybrid that embodies the flaws of both lines that make up your genetic heritage. In many ways, one might say we are polar opposites."

    Words:
    685
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    829

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