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    When Rimmer claims to have been rudely awoken by a beautiful alien making love to him, Lister obviously dismisses it as a dream. But three million years away from the nearest woman, it can't hurt to investigate...

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    Rimmer and Lister argue about gender issues.

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    Olaf Petersen just got cheated out of a date with a least one girl... and he's not about to let Lister get away with it.

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    Nearly two years after Sherlock Holmes fell to his death, Sally Donovan takes a much needed vacation - knowing full well that if she doesn't, she might end up like Anderson. An extended Easter break in the Swiss alps seems like just the ticket, but just as she is finding it hard to get away from work, work appears to find it equally hard to keep away from her...

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    It stands to reason, Lister feels; if there was something that changed Ace into becoming... well... Ace, something could change him, too. In other universes, there would be other Listers. And other Rimmers.

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    While exploring a sunken spaceship, Lister comes across something quite extraordinary... but can he convince Rimmer, Cat and Kryten of what he's seen?

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    It's Cecil's birthday, which marks the return of an old friend and companion.

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    People often speculate on Sherlock and Sally's past. Some claim they were friends. Some say they always rubbed one another the wrong way. Some are convinced they slept together, others say she wouldn't sleep with him, or he wouldn't sleep with her. Some say he propositioned her, or she propositioned him, and the other got offended.

    The thing is, they're all right. And all wrong.

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    Sherlock had expected John to show up while that little domestic matter between him and Mary was still ongoing. However, when John does, what he proposes isn't anything Sherlock had anticipated at all. Still, as John says, people have different ways of coping, in a war zone.

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    5
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    Message repeats. This is an emergency beacon dispatched from the mining ship Red Dwarf by Jim Lister. Request immediate assistance. Possible child kidnapping. Message repeats. This is an emergency beacon dispatched from the mining ship Red Dwarf by Jim Lister. Request immediate assistance. Possible child kidnapping. Message repeats...

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    3
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    John and Sherlock wait for Mary to arrive, with varying degrees of patience - a short gapfiller for His Last Vow.

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    It is a tricky thing to do to yourself, which is not to say that Sherlock has not tried.

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    Sherlock returns to John. And tries not too think too much.

    Short reaction vignette after The Empty Hearse.

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    2
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    After what happens in Baskerville, John and Sherlock struggle with the aftermath of Sherlock's actions, and the inevitable changes in their relationship. Some of those changes, however, turn out to be utterly unexpected for both of them...

     

    "It all seems so reasonable and logical to you - your behavior."

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    3/?
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    37
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    The Red Dwarf crew are having a hard time with... well... time. While Lister is trying to get a GELF device which literally saves time working, Rimmer finds himself in mortal - as it were - peril from another time-related problem. Meanwhile, Kryten fusses and Cat hunts metaphors.

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    Um... Mister Culter? I don't understand what I'm supposed to put in this box here? It says summary? But, like, there's nothing to sum up, because there are no sums or nothing? So do I put the characters in? But I already did? Is it about you and Mister Pallister? And how you switched classes again, and the thing with the tests? Then why didn't you just SAY that, oh my god... OK, I wrote something in the box can I go home now?

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    3
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    7
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    1
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    Ben has a lot of friends in Hollywood. Some are closer than others.

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    When Amanda asks Martin what he wants for his birthday, the answer is both simple and complicated. Like most things when it comes to love.

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    3
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    In a different universe there is no Red Dwarf. No Starbug. No David Lister, Arnold Rimmer, no Kryten, and certainly no Cat; his race does not exist. None of these things exist, because Red Dwarf is just an AR game in a shady arcade, where a random-seeming group of players have been stuck playing for five years...

    ...but that's not the reality in which Starbug's crew exist. They've established that.

    Or have they?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
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    9
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    1
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    309
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    The absence of John is everything. It suffuses his skin. It eats at his brain even as it eats itself; it strangles him.

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    16
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