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    For Rimmer, making love to a woman is like a Japanese meal; it's complicated, and you never quite know what to do with yourself, or what anything is, or if you're actually enjoying it. Rimmer and Nirvannah, in a series of tiny, complex courses. Bon Appétit.

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    Having finally gotten over themselves enough to get together, Rimmer and Lister are forced to deal with the fact that they cannot actually touch. Unfortunately, there are more obstacles heading their way, all too quickly...

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    The Starbug crew come across (yet another) abandoned research station, but this time, it's not the scientific discoveries they find there that most surprises them. Rimmer makes a personal discovery that might have dramatic consequences, but can he sort out his personal feelings and agendas before it's too late?

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    45
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    6
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    13-year old Rimmer goes home for the summer, and has a rather disturbing experience involving a family member.

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    2
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    When Lister finds an old love letter in the Wildfire's cockpit, he knows he shouldn't read it - who knows which Ace it belonged to, after all! Still, a little peek won't hurt anyone.... right?

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    Having danced around one another and the... whatever-it-is between them for some time, Chris and Craig finally come together while sober. The inevitable happens.

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    It's been eleven years since John Watson and Sherlock Holmes were at Hogwarts together. Eleven years since the far too young John ill-advisedly let the even younger Sherlock take him to bed. Eleven years, and John still feels a burning flush of guilt at the thought of it. They both wanted it, sure, but John should have known better! Now, John runs his little charms business and tries not to think too much about the past... until it shows up on his doorstep, tall, dark and arrogant, on a mission from the Ministry of Magic.

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    2/?
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    75
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    14
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    Chris and Craig struggle through a couple of scenes - in the show, and in their life.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Chris and Craig have started working together, and get along fairly well. There is tension, however, and at some point it'll have to be resolved. One way or another.

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    It's 1987. Two very different men are about to meet for the very first time, and are prepared to get intimately acquainted. Just how intimate, and just how quickly, however, they have no idea. That's not a euphemism.

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    3
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    4
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    When Rimmer and Lister go scavenging in an android brothel, it's every man (and droid) for him or herself...

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    A little quiet moment for Spock Prime, considering this life and others.

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    1/1
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    3
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    1
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    Rimmer has something of a realization, after having taken over Lister's body temporarily.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    30
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    2
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    424
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    Rimmer and Lister are stuck for months in the terrifying alternate world where men and women's gender roles are reversed.

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    2
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    6
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    When Lucky and Bigman decide to take a well-earned vacation on Luna, they inevitably get caught up in a mystery of Sirian spies, political intrigue, and the amazing Dancers of the Moon. And what of Lucky's sullen moods? Can Bigman find out what's bothering the young Councilman?

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    It's the little things, Danny thinks. Always the little things.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    10
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    112
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    759
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    Viola is a twin, and not her brother. These, until one fateful crash on the colony world of Illyria, are all the facts of importance about her. Discovering who you really are can be complicated when the answer may be more than one thing.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    3
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    14
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    1
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    195
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    When David Lister gets stuck on Mimas after a particularly drunken 25th birthday celebration, he has to find a way to make some easy money. Sex work seems like the perfect solution, but one day, he gets a particularly odd customer...

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    English
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    2,993
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    239
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    Rimmer is acting even more unbalanced than usual, to the point where he might endanger himself and others. Can Lister get his mind on other things?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    9
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    266
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    Mechanoids don't sleep, but like all intelligent beings, they need to dream in order to organize and file the information in their brains properly. Being mechanoids, however, they tend to do this rather literally. And Kryten is not looking particularly forward to tonight's filing...

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    English
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    3,467
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    213

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