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    When David Lister gets stuck on Mimas after a particularly drunken 25th birthday celebration, he has to find a way to make some easy money. Sex work seems like the perfect solution, but one day, he gets a particularly odd customer...

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    Rimmer is acting even more unbalanced than usual, to the point where he might endanger himself and others. Can Lister get his mind on other things?

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    Mechanoids don't sleep, but like all intelligent beings, they need to dream in order to organize and file the information in their brains properly. Being mechanoids, however, they tend to do this rather literally. And Kryten is not looking particularly forward to tonight's filing...

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    While exploring a sunken spaceship, Lister comes across something quite extraordinary... but can he convince Rimmer, Cat and Kryten of what he's seen?

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    Queeg has total control over Rimmer's body. In theory, he could make Rimmer do anything.

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    When Lister is off on planet leave to Europa, he sees an unexpected opportunity to get a rise out of Rimmer.

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    When Rimmer claims to have been rudely awoken by a beautiful alien making love to him, Lister obviously dismisses it as a dream. But three million years away from the nearest woman, it can't hurt to investigate...

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    Rimmer and Lister argue about gender issues.

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    Olaf Petersen just got cheated out of a date with a least one girl... and he's not about to let Lister get away with it.

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    Martin has a job offer and possible girlfriend who's definitely a princess, so why is his life suddenly more complicated and stressful than ever? It could have something to do with the fact that his co-workers and boss have no idea he's gotten the offer, and that the company is likely to go bust without him, and is certainly not helped by sudden declarations of love from Arthur, unexpected side jobs from Carolyn, or the antics of the students in whose attic he's living. On top of which, there's something he's sure he should have remembered, but keeps slipping his mind... Can Martin untangle the mess that is suddenly his life in East Fitton?

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    Nearly two years after Sherlock Holmes fell to his death, Sally Donovan takes a much needed vacation - knowing full well that if she doesn't, she might end up like Anderson. An extended Easter break in the Swiss alps seems like just the ticket, but just as she is finding it hard to get away from work, work appears to find it equally hard to keep away from her...

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    It stands to reason, Lister feels; if there was something that changed Ace into becoming... well... Ace, something could change him, too. In other universes, there would be other Listers. And other Rimmers.

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    It's Cecil's birthday, which marks the return of an old friend and companion.

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    People often speculate on Sherlock and Sally's past. Some claim they were friends. Some say they always rubbed one another the wrong way. Some are convinced they slept together, others say she wouldn't sleep with him, or he wouldn't sleep with her. Some say he propositioned her, or she propositioned him, and the other got offended.

    The thing is, they're all right. And all wrong.

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    When Ginger Winship sends an urgent summons to his home in Edinburgh, none is more surprised than Bertie Wooster, not least because the last time he heard, Ginger resided in Glasgow. Ever one to rally 'round his friends in a time of need, Bertie none the less sets off. What follows is a right old soupy mess of weddings, bespoke tailoring, Scottish poetry, jealousy, bridge and the psychology of the individual.

    A stand-alone sequel to Ginger and the Rum Confession.

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    Sherlock had expected John to show up while that little domestic matter between him and Mary was still ongoing. However, when John does, what he proposes isn't anything Sherlock had anticipated at all. Still, as John says, people have different ways of coping, in a war zone.

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    Message repeats. This is an emergency beacon dispatched from the mining ship Red Dwarf by Jim Lister. Request immediate assistance. Possible child kidnapping. Message repeats. This is an emergency beacon dispatched from the mining ship Red Dwarf by Jim Lister. Request immediate assistance. Possible child kidnapping. Message repeats...

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    John and Sherlock wait for Mary to arrive, with varying degrees of patience - a short gapfiller for His Last Vow.

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    It is a tricky thing to do to yourself, which is not to say that Sherlock has not tried.

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    Sherlock returns to John. And tries not too think too much.

    Short reaction vignette after The Empty Hearse.

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