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    The princes of Asgard show whether they are worthy.

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    49
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    5
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    If the baby frost giant Odin kidnapped from Jotunheim had been a princess instead of a prince.

    Loki would’ve been way better off in Asgard’s exaggeratedly patriarchal culture if he’d been a chick.

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    “With the Gauntlet I can grant him a new life. He will forget all he has been and all he has done. He will grow up again, not as the spoiled favorite son of an all-powerful tyrant, but as a common man, a mortal, prone to the struggles and woes of all. He will not have a magic weapon that makes him all but invulnerable; he will be subject to the same dangers as all, and thus can learn sympathy for those who must fear. And one day I may even give his power back to him, if he can learn to use it to protect instead of to oppress.”

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    46
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    380
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    Please be kind. I wasn’t even old enough to have a driver’s license when I drew these.

    The originals of these got lost about ten years ago, but recently I found photocopies I hadn’t known existed in my grandmother’s house. I decided to inflict them upon the world.

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    9
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    WARNING: CANNIBALISM. THE FOOD IS PEOPLE.

    Nero Wolfe, detective and gourmet extraordinaire, is served dinner by our favorite cannibal psychiatrist.

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    What if Seraphi Abrasax had recurred as someone else?

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    25
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    2281
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    Loki is a true prince. Tony can prove it.

    (No Jupiter Ascending characters, but uses a bit of the JA mythos.)

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    1/1
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    26
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    150
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    Caine makes a habit of stopping Jupiter from entering into contracts.

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    1/1
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    12
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    97
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1114
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    Loki's been biding his time.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    15
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    150
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    5
    Hits:
    1978
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    Loki's real father was the king of Jotunheim. In his calculations, Odin forgot to include Loki's real mother.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    39
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    249
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2823
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    Thor: The Dark World is full of holes in the script through which a fleet of helicarriers could pass with ease. If the portal through which Loki brought the Chitauri into New York had been as big as these plot holes, he'd be ruler of Earth right now. Characters behave in a completely illogical fashion because the plot requires it. It's like the scriptwriters had heard of people, but never actually seen one.

    This is a series of unconnected, sometimes cracky ficlets pointing out the holes.

    I really, really hated Thor: The Dark World. Because of that movie, I grew to really, really hate Thor, who before I had loved a lot.

      If you don't want to see TDW or Thor being ripped mercilessly to shreds, don't read this.

    This is just me letting off some steam. I'll be adding to these whenever I feel the need to vent about everything wrong with this movie. Brilliantly acted, beautiful to look at, morally appalling, and with the stupidest screenplay imaginable.

    Also, thank you to Pluma for suggesting the title.

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    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    405
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    6403
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    Tony's boyfriend disappears for over a year, and comes back with a crazed look in his eyes and some nasty new friends. And Tony's the only one who realizes he might need help.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    150
    Kudos:
    424
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
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    The Brodinsons are back, from outer space. Tony and Jane should have changed that stupid lock, they should have made them leave their keys.

    Song by Gloria Gaynor. Footage from the Thor, Iron Man and Avengers movies.

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    English
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    Comments:
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    15
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    Aufidius is so in love with his nemesis.

    Song from the series "Phineas and Ferb".

    Language:
    English
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    3
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
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    Prince Hal is tired of his high class toys and all the presents from his uptown boys. He's got a choice.

    Song by Billy Joel.

    Language:
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    3
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    1/1
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    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Thor looks like an angel, walks like an angel, talks like an angel, but I got wise. He's the devil in disguise.

    Language:
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    2
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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    590
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    The audio of the 50 Shades trailer and video from "Elementary". Sherlock Holmes as Ana Steele, Irene Adler as Christian Grey. There's a few fan trailers for this, some het and some slash; I wanted there to be a genderswapped one.

    Language:
    English
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    2
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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    2
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    Art for as it fell you rose to claim it for the Bad Bang.

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    Fan trailer using audio from the Tinkerbell movie "The Pirate Fairy" and video from "Avengers".

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    1/1
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    2
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    15
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    Hannibal and Will do the song "Try A Little Priest" from Sweeney Todd.

    This vid premiered at VividCon 2014.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    782

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