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    As atonement for his crimes against Midgard, Loki is sentenced to fight alongside the Avengers. In time he finds love with Steve Rogers, but then Steve’s first love, Bucky Barnes, returns from the dead. The solution is something he hadn’t dared to hope for.

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    Chapters:
    23/?
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    486
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    558
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    105
    Hits:
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    My prediction for "Huntsman 3”.

    If they don’t do this, they should.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    11
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    Don’t mess with Tony Stark’s boyfriend.

    "The most stable elements appear in the middle of the periodic table, roughly between iron and silver.”
    ~Hannibal Lecter

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    263
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    Loki has been having visions of another version of himself, and a version of Thor that makes his heart ache.

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    1/1
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    1
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    38
    Kudos:
    76
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    13
    Hits:
    694
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    “We will make you long for something sweet as pain,” The Other promised Loki. They did. Thanos put an evil spell upon all Asgard, inspiring their vile behavior in TDW, in order to break Loki’s heart. Now that Thanos is dead, the spell is broken, leaving Asgard with much to atone for.

    This isn’t going to be a novel so much as a series of connected shorts.

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    English
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    10,461
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    98
    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    3148
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    The arc reactor is slowly killing Tony. The only way Loki can save him is by persuading Odin to grant him a golden apple. But the All-Father’s price is high.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    38
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    307
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2869
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    The princes of Asgard show whether they are worthy.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    21
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    111
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    1194
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    If the baby frost giant Odin kidnapped from Jotunheim had been a princess instead of a prince.

    Loki would’ve been way better off in Asgard’s exaggeratedly patriarchal culture if he’d been a chick.

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    English
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    2,325
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    32
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    253
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    3012
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    “With the Gauntlet I can grant him a new life. He will forget all he has been and all he has done. He will grow up again, not as the spoiled favorite son of an all-powerful tyrant, but as a common man, a mortal, prone to the struggles and woes of all. He will not have a magic weapon that makes him all but invulnerable; he will be subject to the same dangers as all, and thus can learn sympathy for those who must fear. And one day I may even give his power back to him, if he can learn to use it to protect instead of to oppress.”

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    830
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    Please be kind. I wasn’t even old enough to have a driver’s license when I drew these.

    The originals of these got lost about ten years ago, but recently I found photocopies I hadn’t known existed in my grandmother’s house. I decided to inflict them upon the world.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    9
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    12
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    177
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    WARNING: CANNIBALISM. THE FOOD IS PEOPLE.

    Nero Wolfe, detective and gourmet extraordinaire, is served dinner by our favorite cannibal psychiatrist.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    19
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    12
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    213
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    What if Seraphi Abrasax had recurred as someone else?

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    195
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    2535
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    Loki is a true prince. Tony can prove it.

    (No Jupiter Ascending characters, but uses a bit of the JA mythos.)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
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    192
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1735
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    Caine makes a habit of stopping Jupiter from entering into contracts.

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    900
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    104
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1221
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    Loki's been biding his time.

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    1,193
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
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    225
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2806
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    Loki's real father was the king of Jotunheim. In his calculations, Odin forgot to include Loki's real mother.

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    English
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    1,676
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    49
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    344
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    3862
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    Thor: The Dark World is full of holes in the script through which a fleet of helicarriers could pass with ease. If the portal through which Loki brought the Chitauri into New York had been as big as these plot holes, he'd be ruler of Earth right now. Characters behave in a completely illogical fashion because the plot requires it. It's like the scriptwriters had heard of people, but never actually seen one.

    This is a series of unconnected, sometimes cracky ficlets pointing out the holes.

    I really, really hated Thor: The Dark World. Because of that movie, I grew to really, really hate Thor, who before I had loved a lot.

      If you don't want to see TDW or Thor being ripped mercilessly to shreds, don't read this.

    This is just me letting off some steam. I'll be adding to these whenever I feel the need to vent about everything wrong with this movie. Brilliantly acted, beautiful to look at, morally appalling, and with the stupidest screenplay imaginable.

    Also, thank you to Pluma for suggesting the title.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,326
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    644
    Kudos:
    486
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    7651
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    Tony's boyfriend disappears for over a year, and comes back with a crazed look in his eyes and some nasty new friends. And Tony's the only one who realizes he might need help.

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    English
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    7,683
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    200
    Kudos:
    526
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    6546
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    The Brodinsons are back, from outer space. Tony and Jane should have changed that stupid lock, they should have made them leave their keys.

    Song by Gloria Gaynor. Footage from the Thor, Iron Man and Avengers movies.

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    English
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    4
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    657
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    Aufidius is so in love with his nemesis.

    Song from the series "Phineas and Ferb".

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    291

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