JumpingJackFlash
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Three dark mage-kings known as the Sea Lords, the Orphaner and his two sons, hold the world in an iron grip. The reincarnation of an ancient hero known as the Sufferer leads a rebellion against their power. For all the blood and magic spilled, it seems the world will be at war forever.
Rebel spymaster Sollux Captor is kidnapped by one of the Sea Lords to break a puzzling code. He's sure his fate is interrogation and death, or worse. But the lines between friend and foe are less clear than they seemed, and his captivity may have placed him in the perfect position to turn the tide.
[inspired by the world of the 'Black Company' series by Glen Cook; you don't need to be familiar with it to understand this story.]
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Wherein a pair of moirails attempt to help each other fill missing quadrants, while hiding their blood colors for disparate reasons; the awkward relationships of juvenile trolls are parodied for comedic effect; three major characters wear sunglasses; featuring graphic depictions of pale relations; several flushed kisses; and one humorous decapitation.
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- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] -
CG: THE INEVITABLE HAS OCCURRED.
CG: SOME MICROORGANISM ENDEMIC TO THIS FECULENTLY OVERCROWDED PLANET HAS MUTATED SUFFICIENTLY TO COLONIZE MY DEFENSELESS BLOODSTREAM.
CG: MIMICKING PRECISELY THE SCENARIO FROM THE HUMAN LITERARY CLASSIC ‘WAR OF THE WORLDS’
CG: EXCEPT THAT INSTEAD OF SAVING THE HUMANS FROM DESTRUCTION AT THE GRUESOME APPENDAGES OF MINDLESS GENOCIDAL MONSTERS, THIS HEROIC MICROBE HAS SAVED YOUR PATHETIC ASS FROM MY COMPAF;DS’
CG: COMPARATIVELY MILD WRATH AT YOUR COMPLETE FUCKING INABILITY TO EVER DO DISHES EVER.
CG: SO BASICALLY NOTHING LIKE THE BOOK AT ALL EXCEPT THAT I’M DISEASED. -
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One of Dave's jokes gets a little too tasteless, and Karkat locks himself in his room. Is this the end of their friendship? Were they even friends to begin with? Why is Dave the only one flipping out about this?
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"I asked Egbert to ask you if you have Ampora's new contact information."
"No, man, I didn't even know the old info was old. How can you not have a contact for him? It's not like he changed his chumhandle, email, and phone number all at once."
"As a matter of fact, that is apparently exactly what he did. And deleted his Facebook and his photo blog."
"Dramariffic."In the years after the game, the twelve trolls and eight humans have tried to stick together, because no one else would understand. When Eridan misses one of their yearly reunions, Dave makes an impulsive decision to go find him.
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When you were a kid, you went on a field trip to a glass-making studio. You watched, fascinated, as the artists blew through those thin tubes, made these bubbles of orange molten glass swell, waited to tie them off. They let the kids try it. Most of the bubbles were too small to be useful, just little lumps of liquid sand that got melted down and played with again. Your bubble, though—you blew too hard, and the glass got so thin that it broke when you tried to tie it off. That's how you feel now.
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Deeply-closeted John lets Dave top him for the first time.
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- Part 1 of The Big Banging Theory
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17 May 2013
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There’s nothing that you can do in this, except try and believe it when Dave says, “Relax. I got you.”
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14 May 2013
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The Psiioniic has never believed in miracles.
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14 May 2013
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You don’t remember the last time you cried like this. You bawl until you’re hoarse and shaking and you don’t dare lift your head because you are a fucking mess. Whoever it is—who is it, damnit?—thrums low in their squawkblister and holds you, and you press your ear to their chest and let the sound fill up your head. It’s been so long since anyone hugged you, you can barely believe it’s even happening; you don’t want to move in fear that it will stop.
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13 May 2013
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12 May 2013