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    When Draco Malfoy falls into a cursed sleep and can only be woken – at least, according to the Daily Prophet, that impeccable source of truth – by ‘true love’s kiss’, Harry Potter knows there’s no way on earth he’s the answer to this particular riddle. Is he . . .?

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    29 Dec 2017

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    It must be a vision brought on by eating cheese sarnies too close to bedtime, Harry thinks. There's no way that Draco Malfoy can really be standing on his doorstep, calling himself a Toilet Supremo, and expecting Harry to buy not only this unlikeliest of scenarios, but also a new loo.

    But no: Harry's eyes do not deceive him. Malfoy, Lord of Toilets, is really there. Which begs a very important question: what the hell is he up to, and what evil scheme is he about to unleash? Because there must be an evil scheme . . . mustn't there?

    Career Choices: Harry: gentleman of leisure; Draco: toilet salesman.

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    03 Dec 2017

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    When Harry submits his cock photo to a renowned Cock Critiquer and gets a terrible review, he decides to take a photography class to hopefully improve his skills.

    Career Choices: Harry: Shiftless layabout; Draco: Cock Critiquer

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    02 Dec 2017

  4. Rec 7

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    When without notice, Benny gets fired from Rosario's Books, he has no choice but to accept Daniela's gracious offer and work at her bakery. But why does he miss his former coworker Nina so much?

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    When Vanessa accidentally starts hooking up with her roommate's childhood friend and coworker Usnavi, will she come clear and admit to the truth or will her nosy boss have to pry it out from her?

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    When Daniela smells the scent of gossip thick in the air, will she be able to refrain from hurting her protégée's feelings and stick to baking pies?

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    03 Nov 2017

  5. Rec *

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    After finding and catching the renowned art thief Draco Malfoy, Harry realises he needs his help and gets him released from Azkaban into his custody. But has Draco really decided to live a crime-free life? Or is he just biding his time until the right opportunity strikes?

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    01 Nov 2017