13 Works by JoelleDHaskell

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    The life story of a pansexual transgender epileptic psionic Oghmanyte.

    Lots of heavy themes and frank discussions of unpleasant topics.

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    5/?
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    Cries of Deathwing's glory arose. Her grin spread wider, revealing a feral smile to the gums. "Now we take this Dark Portal and redirect it to a new world, untouched by the Titans, where the elements rule unfettered! We will draw upon their raw power and take it for ourselves! FOR OUR MASTERS!"

    Twilight Cultists attempting to harness the elemental forces of distant worlds are drawn to the Avatar's immense power, and proceed to accidentally summon the Gaang, scattering them across Azeroth.

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    Chapters:
    41/?
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    14
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    71
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    1911
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    They swore an oath when they founded Covington - not to each other, but to the true owners of the land.

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    Sarah did not ask for adventure. She is nine years old, scared and alone in the wilderness, running for her life after her parents have vanished and her home was attacked in the night, by those who have no qualms with harm to minors, and Pokemon who have no qualms with harm to humans.

    Where children who try to be heroes learn the hard way the essence of their own fragility; where the law has no hold over unscrupulous villains; where no one should wander the woods unguarded.

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    Chapters:
    33/?
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    1
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    An ode to a battle pet.

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    1/1
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    Something's wrong on the island of Catan.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    6
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    1
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    After his latest tear-inducing tirade on what mommies and daddies do when they love each other very much, illustrated with a puppet show, he tossed his dirty plush toys over his shoulder, drew a beer bottle from thin air, and cracked the cap off on the arm of his heirloom rocking chair OH MY GOD.

    Just watching him, she felt the property values of her beautiful New York neighborhood depress like a table bowing under an elephant's behind. Do you see her contempt, Mr. Stupid Pointy Shades? You're an elephant sitting on her property values, and the real estate is cracking under the weight of all these mixed metaphors.

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    1/1
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    3
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    33
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    Thoughts of armies scattered in piecemeal across a checkerboard battlefield tore through the Vagabond's mind. He couldn't do it again. He couldn't make a million more people just to kill them all again.

    The Questant commanded nothing of them. She merely explained their situation. She gestured to the star newly looming in the sky, slowly growing larger.

    The Exiles play their own session of Sburb.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    42
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    "I'm Dave and I like to make fat beats and break swords in half and purrtend I'm too cool to roleplay."

    "Okay, first off, that's 'phat', I can tell you're saying it with an 'f'. Second, I don't like to break swords, they just fall apart at my touch, they can't keep it together like they're a particularly hysterical dame with a strong case of the vapors and I'm an uncouth gentleman making them unfit for marriage, and third -- "

    "I love to make metafurs, I make metafurs like I'm a big metafur chef, baking up huge boxes of metafurs so I can eat them for every meal for every day!"

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
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    85
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    1824
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    You hated her, really thrillingly hated her. You had to make her pay. You had to collect her like a prize, stable her like livestock, keep her polished and dumb in a glass case like a pretty red jewel and make a mockery of her, to stoke that spitting forge of anger and strength and then to muzzle it, to fill her heart with enough of the blackest oil that she would go ablaze at the smallest flick of a match.

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    English
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    2/2
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    6
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    2
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    He stands over the anvil like Hephaestus and callously brings the hammer down on another world in a forge that boils with the blood of insignificant civilizations. Stars shoot away like sparks with the blow of his fist and furious magma coagulates across his knuckles. The whole cosmos fills with the scent of careless sudden death and no one ever knew they were there in the first place.

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    English
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    1/1
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    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    The first of the black-furred shapes kicked aside the tent-flap and entered with a glower on his tattooed face, as he hefted a blood-slick war-axe. Out across the mesa, the sounds of battle swelled and spread. Where was Cairne? She did not hear his thunderous voice and maces drumming. Just blood, and burning, and dying.

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    English
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    2
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    1
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    Disgusting, hot, growing, dying bodies, so vulnerable, always changing, full of diseases, wombs and emotions. So imperfect, but her Master would make them perfect, as he had made Kalonaya. No more dying. Her body, still, timeless and cold, strong and invincible as a glacier now. Empty of all things that made her weak. No feeling. It was all about blood.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Kudos:
    2
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    151

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