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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    After Phil's slime video he pours glue all over himself so he can peel it all off. Dan sees and asks if he can help because he loves peeling glue, and things escalate.
    (Not a disturbing fic like most 'The _______ Fic's are)

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    07 Sep 2017

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  2. Rec 6

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    A love story: Dan is an ass man. Lucky for him, Phill has quite the caboose.

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    19 Aug 2017

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    Best fic ever, best author ever, best person ever, best Phil butt ever, what else could I want?

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    “So, I uh, managed to get myself pregnant.”

    “You what?!

    “Got myself pregnant. Y’know, up the duff, knocked up, a bun in the oven, in a family way, eating for two, with child. I could go on Dad, really, stop me before I exhaust the list of pregnancy euphemisms. There’s still caught an 18 year STD, my eggo is preggo, building a person-“

    “Stiles.”

    “Hosting a parasite, harboring a fugitive-“

    (Just a weird mpreg fic with Derek and Stiles totally kinda dating without realizing it, and Stiles figuring out this whole having a baby thing.)

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    16 Jul 2017

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  4. Rec 11

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    phil comes home after throwing up at the gym and dan has some feelings about it

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    12 Jul 2017

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    Five times a memory charm is cast, and the one time Derek Hale doesn’t bother.

    Or the one where Derek's too old to be chasing an unidentified, unregistered wizard around the city.

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    27 Jun 2017

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