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    “So, I uh, managed to get myself pregnant.”

    “You what?!

    “Got myself pregnant. Y’know, up the duff, knocked up, a bun in the oven, in a family way, eating for two, with child. I could go on Dad, really, stop me before I exhaust the list of pregnancy euphemisms. There’s still caught an 18 year STD, my eggo is preggo, building a person-“

    “Stiles.”

    “Hosting a parasite, harboring a fugitive-“

    (Just a weird mpreg fic with Derek and Stiles totally kinda dating without realizing it, and Stiles figuring out this whole having a baby thing.)

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  2. Rec 4

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    phil comes home after throwing up at the gym and dan has some feelings about it

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    12 Jul 2017

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    Five times a memory charm is cast, and the one time Derek Hale doesn’t bother.

    Or the one where Derek's too old to be chasing an unidentified, unregistered wizard around the city.

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    27 Jun 2017

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  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    He needs to stop listening to his dick.

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    25 Jun 2017

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  5. Public Bookmark 99

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    Erik Lehnsherr hates Charles Xavier.

    It’s as true as the words written on the wall in the bathroom at the university that Erik attends. Erik sees them one day- accompanied by a crude drawing of Erik and Charles glaring at each other- and recognises the truth of the sentence, and smiles.

    He hates Charles.

    Probably…

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    18 Jun 2017

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