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Brendon can remember the last time they shared a girl. He went first and Shane sat on Brendon's bedroom chair in his boxers, jerking off slowly with one hand and smoking up, and the whole room stunk of weed, practically hot-boxed. Brendon's eyes started stinging a little with smoke and sweat, and he finished fast and rolled over onto his back. Then Shane had come over to the bed for his turn and passed him the blunt, and Brendon lay there watching the ceiling and smoking, feeling the mattress rocking beside him.
The next time they take a girl home together, it's completely different.
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it wasn't like nothing had ever happened back in the Dark Ages Before Jon, but Brendon can remember a lot of awkwardness; long silent periods and fights and even longer periods, months, where they just pretended that whatever happened hadn't. When they stole Jon from the Academy's clutches, though, everything fell into place; Jon was awesome, they all agreed on that, and Jon thought it was totally okay to make out, or jerk each other off a little. If Jon though it was okay, that guys could do that with each other, that was cool, that was fine.
That was all.
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And We'll Sail Around The World by Jocondite (jocondite) for sunsetmog
Bandom, Panic At The Disco
3 Jul 2008
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Brendon needs a wingman on a coffee run. Ryan's haircut won't allow him to venture out into the rain, Jon's too stoned to play back-up, and every umbrella on the bus has mysteriously been destroyed, but Spencer's offering, and Brendon isn't stupid enough to look a Gift Spencer in the mouth, unless Spencer's specifically offering that.
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Things that are still new and weird enough that his stomach is roiling with nervous excitement and hysteria, and something else scalding and nameless; Spencer always feels like this when they're messing around, completely confused and grasping and desperate at the same time.
(Ryan's dad is in the hospital again and Spencer doesn't know whether it'd be better to talk about what's going on or to just keep up the veneer of normality. Listen to music or kick his ass at The Legend of Zelda, maybe, because that Spencer can do. Messing around is something else he can do for Ryan.)
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the reoccurring kind by Jocondite (jocondite) for marksykins (Marks)
Bandom, Panic At The Disco
30 Apr 2008
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Ryan has no practical skills, and Spencer cleans up.
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"Seriously," Jon says, and he hasn't planned what he's actually going to say, "a guy who's just gotten a lap dance should not look that miserable."
(Set during Ryan's visit to that strip club before Panic got signed, around the time Jon had gone back to college after the break-up of 504plan)
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The Rift in the Lute by Jocondite (jocondite) for softlyforgotten
Bandom, Panic At The Disco
21 Dec 2007
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Independent coffeehouse AU, feat. Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, The Hush Sound, The Academy Is..., Cobra Starship and a Very Small Dog.
Ryan is a bitter hipster jerk and a terrible barista, Brendon is the ill-advised hook up that just won't go away, and The Starbucks Up The Street is the Enemy, possessed of sinuous, serpentine wiles and insidious prowess. No quarter must be given, and no quarter shall, at least on Ryan's watch.
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Can't Turn Left On Tuesdays by Jocondite (jocondite) for Belladonnalin
Bandom, Panic At The Disco
14 Dec 2007
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"I've made out with guys a few times," Jon says meditatively. He shrugs and takes a sip of beer, utterly casual, like he's saying that he's played a few games of hockey, or played a little guitar in his time.
Or: Spencer's summer of sexual discovery takes place cross-country on their first headlining tour, the year he turns nineteen and they gain a new band member.
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- Part 1 of Operating On Uncertainty Principles
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Party Games And Goodtime Guys by Jocondite (jocondite)
Cobra Starship, The Academy Is..., Bandom
4 Nov 2007
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It's not like they set out to throw a party. Gabe kinda likes that thought; screw planning parties, when he's around parties just happen. He doesn't find parties, parties find him, like quicksilver finding true north and Lassie finding little children down wells.
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Brendon is very much in love with the van. He draws a ragged row of little black hearts on the back door, just above where some girl in some town had scrawled her phone number. He loves it right up until the heat cuts out somewhere in the middle of Colorado that first November.
(Cuddling for warmth).
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Brendon drives until he gets bored, which is when he takes an off ramp and stops by a Subway for subs, and then a McDonalds for supersize strawberry milkshakes. Then he pulls into the parking lot and tells the others “Okay, I’m over the driving thing. I’m going to nap. Someone else step up.”
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In the early days, sharing a van was hard, and trying to believe they'd ever actually make it as a band was harder.
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On the Nothing Rhymes With Circus tour, Brendon comes up with a brilliant, brilliant plan to get regular orgasms without resorting to the palpitating groupies Zack disapproves of. Sure, he's never thought of himself as gay, but blowjobs know no gender, and if Ryan's willing, why the hell not? The path to true Nirvana is anything but smooth, though, and a lot of bad sex later, Brendon figures a few things out.
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In another dimension, this is exactly what's happening/I like the idea of different theres and elsewheres. (Jon happens to three people, in different ways).
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In the end is the beginning; Spencer was sixteen and he'd never had his hands on so much of anyone's skin before.
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It's the journey that matters. They drive straight for a couple days, down the expanse of Interstate 15. Brendon takes weird delight in taking off-ramps and going on pointless side trips, even veering cross-country; eventually, though, he always finds his way back onto the highway. Mud clings tenaciously to the tread of their tires, and the gleaming metal bodywork is smudged and clouded into obscurity with choking red dust. There is dust in Ryan's eyes and every time he swallows, he can taste it thick on his tongue.
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three times three, when it is not equal to nine. by Jocondite (jocondite)
Lord of the Rings RPF
11 Sep 2006
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A boozy get-together at Orlando's leads to a round of dares and bad decisions.
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The 'How Not To' Guide to the Non-Traditional Mid-Life Crisis by Jocondite (jocondite)
Lord of the Rings RPF
14 Jul 2006
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“Stealth? Why are we undercover at a gay bar?” Orlando hisses, and it’s a slight improvement. Elijah estimates that only the men in a half-metre radius probably overheard.
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What no man can hold, no man can take.
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