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    After the chaos of the Skyfall Incident died down, Q resigned himself to being stalked by admirers from every corner of MI6. There was even a damned spreadsheet where Q Branch techs laid bets on which of the agents would get to Q first. The only agent who wasn't in the running was the senior Double O, James Bond.

    Or was he?

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    19 Sep 2014

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    He promised Oshie he would make the fucking audition tape, so he did. And against all fucking odds, he got a callback from a woman who sounded like even she couldn’t believe she was making the call. Because that’s Jonny’s life now.

     

    or, a Bachelor AU, where film star Patrick Kane is going on 88 Dates and Jonny goes on more than a few of them.

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    18 Sep 2014

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    Q rolled his eyes. “Oh, there are just bloody wheels within wheels to it, aren’t there, this kidnapping business? Really, you should give it up. You’re not cut out for it. Think about it, your first time out, and you pinch a national intelligence treasure and ask his MI6 boyfriend for ransom. It isn’t very promising, is it?”

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    14 Sep 2014

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    Bond placed his hand on Q’s arm and began to steer him towards the exit. “Be nice. They acted more professionally than you are. By the way, are there any other debilitating health threats I should know about? Only I’d like to know who to address when I pick up my equipment, instead of asking random Q-Branch members if they’re my quartermaster for the day.”

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    14 Sep 2014

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    "I should let you know that MI6 is not in the habit of ceding to terrorists," Q tells him with chilly poise. "But it is after hours, and this is at least a halfway decent kidnapping."
    Bond's answering hum of amusement resonates and mingles with the sound of the revving engine.

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    14 Sep 2014

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