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    In which Obito does not get found and brainwashed by some really old also-brainwashed dead guy, but gets grabbed by other Iwa shinobi and spends a year in a Prisoner of War camp until after the war. Then limps her sorry self home to Konoha, about 3 months after the Nine-tails attack.

    Kakashi deals with it about as well as can be expected…

    The Uchiha however, while still being their usual stoic, antisocial, really-messed-up selves; do manage to somehow get their kid back into one piece mentally and physically.

    At which point Obito takes a long hard look at Konoha, it’s dubious goings on with sanctimonious Sarutobi and backstabbing Danzo and decides to not put up with this shit.

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    In which the Barnes-Jones Drinking Society gets a couple of new members.

    "Trish, I gotta go. Somebody just dumped a corpse in a dumpster."

    "Okay. This looks bad."

    "Am I the only person at this table who's never had an evil asshole steering his brain?"
    "Somebody's gotta be the designated driver."

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    10 May 2017

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    Obito's mad plan worked, and Izumo Kamizuki is in the past. Now all he has to do is defeat Akatsuki, prevent Madara from gathering the Tailed Beasts, and ensure that Kaguya never has a chance to enslave the entire world. Izumo thinks this might be somewhat different from the C and B-ranked missions that he's used to.

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    24 Feb 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 65

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    Frankie Rizzoli ain’t no slouch.

    He tells himself this every day when he wakes up, because when one sibling is Jane Rizzoli and the other is Tommy Rizzoli, being the “middle of the road” middle child becomes less about stability and more about indolence.

    So. Frankie Rizzoli ain’t no slouch.

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    24 Feb 2017

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    "Intemperance," a story from the secret journals of Doctor John H. Watson, intimate friend and long-time companion of the infamous Sherlock Holmes: A most curious and instructive report of the great man's improbable fecundation, gestation, and parturition.

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    21 Jan 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 41

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    Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.

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    15 Jan 2017

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