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    In which Obito does not get found and brainwashed by some really old also-brainwashed dead guy, but gets grabbed by other Iwa shinobi and spends a year in a Prisoner of War camp until after the war. Then limps her sorry self home to Konoha, about 3 months after the Nine-tails attack.

    Kakashi deals with it about as well as can be expected…

    The Uchiha however, while still being their usual stoic, antisocial, really-messed-up selves; do manage to somehow get their kid back into one piece mentally and physically.

    At which point Obito takes a long hard look at Konoha, it’s dubious goings on with sanctimonious Sarutobi and backstabbing Danzo and decides to not put up with this shit.

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    Uncle Phil may not be happy to find them in his (really weird) New York townhouse, but they have nowhere else to go. And they know where he keeps his (disturbingly extensive) Captain America collection.

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    15 Feb 2018

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    The Wave Mission is a failure. Team Seven is captured. Sasuke is gone. Kakashi is next.

    Sakura has no choice but to be a hero.

    Revised and added to on 29/11/2013. Original version available on my LJ and DW accounts.

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    15 Feb 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 56

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    The following is the only episode ever filmed of season six of The Great British Bake Off.

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    15 Feb 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 53

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    The two most unlikely people end up in a bit of a situation. A situation involving death falls, getting stranded on a rock in the middle of the ocean, being naked in the forest, and finding a love hotel with only one bed per room. Better make the best of it.

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    15 Feb 2018

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    Daniel. Duo. Two trouble magnets, one very unlucky System Lord... Gundam Wing AU crossover, originally posted on Fanfiction.net

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    15 Feb 2018

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