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    In which Obito does not get found and brainwashed by some really old also-brainwashed dead guy, but gets grabbed by other Iwa shinobi and spends a year in a Prisoner of War camp until after the war. Then limps her sorry self home to Konoha, about 3 months after the Nine-tails attack.

    Kakashi deals with it about as well as can be expected…

    The Uchiha however, while still being their usual stoic, antisocial, really-messed-up selves; do manage to somehow get their kid back into one piece mentally and physically.

    At which point Obito takes a long hard look at Konoha, it’s dubious goings on with sanctimonious Sarutobi and backstabbing Danzo and decides to not put up with this shit.

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    Obito's mad plan worked, and Izumo Kamizuki is in the past. Now all he has to do is defeat Akatsuki, prevent Madara from gathering the Tailed Beasts, and ensure that Kaguya never has a chance to enslave the entire world. Izumo thinks this might be somewhat different from the C and B-ranked missions that he's used to.

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    24 Feb 2017

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    Frankie Rizzoli ain’t no slouch.

    He tells himself this every day when he wakes up, because when one sibling is Jane Rizzoli and the other is Tommy Rizzoli, being the “middle of the road” middle child becomes less about stability and more about indolence.

    So. Frankie Rizzoli ain’t no slouch.

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    24 Feb 2017

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    "Intemperance," a story from the secret journals of Doctor John H. Watson, intimate friend and long-time companion of the infamous Sherlock Holmes: A most curious and instructive report of the great man's improbable fecundation, gestation, and parturition.

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    21 Jan 2017

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    Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.

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    15 Jan 2017

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    The Transmigration of Souls allows those who have repudiated their dharma a second chance at enlightenment. Karma being what it is, how is a soul supposed to repay debts inherited from their past life if they cannot remember their mistakes? Hatake Kakashi is a ninja, and in the time honoured tradition of his people he bargains with Fate. Gambling not with lives, but with Death, Hatake Kakashi wins a second chance. Mind and soul reborn in a new world, Obito and Kakashi find each other once again. Despite the weight of their sins and the pain of their scars, the two shinobi look forward to a life of peace. Unfortunately for their retirement, Destiny, and a certain meddling Sage, have other plans...

    The Vongola Tenth Generation had inherited the Dying Will of the First Generation. All was going as was foreseen... until a pair of ninja decided to meddle, and changed the Pattern before it could be set.

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    15 Jan 2017

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