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    Part I: Twenty-one days after the Double-oh programme is reinstated, James Bond returns to MI6 with his Aston Martin and without Dr Swann. This is only the beginning of Q's problems.
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    Part II: The merger of MI6 and MI5 is complete and everyone around M seems to be losing their minds. (M-centric piece for merlenhiver.)
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    Part III: Prompt fill for the 00Q Prompt Party, minion-centric.
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    Part IV: The Great Interdepartmental Prank War of 2016®. Because Q insists on a Q-centric piece and mayhem follows James wherever he goes. Also, we all want Farid and Hayden to have more screen time, don't we?

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    Part I - Education
    The walls of Iron Heights won't hold Len for long.

    Part II - Unschooling
    In which Len stops listening to other people’s lessons and begins making his own curriculum.

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    Derek hates people. He hates that they can’t just shut their damned mouths and listen to the music and then quietly depart the festival grounds and get drunk elsewhere. He hates when they block his way to the tour bus and pound on the windows, begging for a wave or a smile like they own part of him, just because they like his music. He hates when they touch him, like they think they get a pound of flesh with every download. They don’t – they get the song, and that should be enough for them.

    In which Derek Hale is the drummer of a reasonably successful rock band who survives epically long summer festival tours by sticking to a routine and keeping to himself. Stiles, the charismatic lead singer of an up-and-coming dancecore pop punk band (whatever that means), is not meant to be part of that routine.

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    11 Oct 2017

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    “Why are you called Agent Whiskey instead of Agent Tequila?” Harry asked during the intermission.

    Whiskey rolled his eyes. “That’s stereotyping, that is.” At least Whiskey had deigned to dress elegantly for the night, in a long camel coat over a black blazer and tailored gray trousers. “For the record, I’m Chilean-American. Tequila, being the beverage, is made from the blue agave plant ‘round the city of Tequila, Mexico. Which is nowhere near Chile, by the way.”

    “Agent Chicha? Pisco?” Harry smiled faintly. “Bigoteado?”

    “You looking to get shot in the face one more time?” Whiskey glowered at him.

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    Sheriff Stilinski is used to dealing with victims of violent crime. He knows how to approach kids who've been beaten and sexually assaulted.

    Except this time it's his son.

    It's Stiles.

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    23 Sep 2017

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    Eggsy shifts the aim from JB to Arthur, and shoots him in the face.

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    The Lancelot candidates have a very different honeypot mission, with a very different target - Mycroft Holmes.

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    22 Sep 2017