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    "Osteocytes are osteoblasts which have become trapped inside of the-- wait for it-- bone matrix."
    "wait, what kind of stupid title is that, kiddo? make it a pun."
    "I'll pun-ch you."
    "PUN-T HIM!!"
    "i'm so proud, bro."
    "THAT DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT THE STORY'S ABOUT THOUGH."
    "Moving in with you guys ruined me?"
    "fair enough."
    "YOU FORGOT TO MENTION HOW SPECTACULAR YOUR LIFE IS NOW."
    "My life is spectacular now."
    "WELL OF COURSE IT IS, YOU LIVE WITH US."
    "heh."

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    10 Aug 2017

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    In the depths of winter, Sportacus is faced with a hidden threat, something that attacks children in the night. He realizes that Robbie knows more than he lets on, but even after calling for help, Sportacus may find that their survival depends not just on slightly above average heroics but on powerful magic and reckless villainy.

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    4 Aug 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 23

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    It was a simple, innocent, gesture. That at some point got lost in translation between pages of fake breasts and innocent, open mouths, and now Yosuke’s hands are shaking, with both need and nervousness, as he grips the crumpled magazine with one hand, and his cell phone with the other.

     

    The phone rings again. Loud, and shrill, jarring him out of his half hazed thoughts as he licks his lips and curses his own stupidity under his breath. He counts the seconds between each ring, hoping to bring himself down enough to successfully convince himself of what an ass he’s being and actually follow through with hanging up the phone and throwing away the mail. But somewhere within the two and three second mark, between the next series of rings, the line clicks and goes quiet, and suddenly someone is breathing quietly on the other end, and Yosuke’s heart is beating so quickly that he almost wonders if he should be calling an ambulance instead.

     

    “What’s your name?”

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    In which Yosuke gets porn in the mail and Yu works at an anonymous sex hotline.

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    26 May 2017

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    You’ll never get to know how many times you watched the child shrink from the back of the tour group. You’ll never get to know how many times you noticed them, how many times your thoughts lingered on them, how many times a terrible, instinctual clarity and worry formed in your gut. You’ll never get to know how many times you convinced yourself that someone else would do something.

    You’ll only know this one time, when you saw a too-small child step too close to the edge of a cavernous drop, and you decided to interfere.

     

    The Bystander Effect dictates that the more people that are present to an emergency situation, the less likely it is that anyone will step up and do something unprompted.

     

    Or, In Which You're Not Sure How You Wound Up The Heroine For A Magic-Based RPG Full Of Time Travelling Bullshit, But This Is Your Life Now.

    Currently Written to: Post-Waterfall
    Currently Posted to: Waterfall

    Updates Wednesdays.

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    25 May 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 84

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    Character POVs, drabbles, and background stories for my main fic 'These are our Days'. All this stuff is canon to the main story, but doesn't fit in there or doesn't follow the reader POV so it's published here instead.
    Most of this probably won't make much sense unless you've read that fic. Full of spoilers. Please mind the tags.

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    25 May 2017

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