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    Taking Bilbo Baggins, a successful movie actor who is only just getting used to the perks and intricacies of becoming A Face People Want To See, and putting him together with Thorin Oakenshield, with his very traditional (read: slightly backwards) ideas about what constitutes Real Art and Real Talent, might very well be viewed as just some clothead’s idea of a joke. But there are jokes, and then there are carefully calculated risks the size of controversial reproductions of classic Shakespearean plays - for Bilbo, it is the chance of a lifetime to prove himself to all those who have ever deemed him too one-dimensional to even attempt stage, while Thorin has the opportunity to get out of the rut that’s been hindering his career for so long now, and shine in a role worthy of his talent once again. That is if the two learn how to share the same space for more than ten minutes without wanting to tear each other’s hair out. The course of true love never did run smooth, after all…

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    30 Aug 2015

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    Bilbo Baggins led a rather peaceful life, thank you very much, until an old acquaintance decided to turn it upside down, and he found himself agreeing to take a job that’s… let’s say not exactly up his alley, and might eventually cost him a little more than his treasured cozy lifestyle. Who would have thought tutoring a slightly menacing monarch’s more than slightly overbearing nephew could prove to be such an… adventure?

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    28 Aug 2015

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    Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins.

    No, seriously.

    Just read his diary.

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    12 Aug 2015

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    12 Aug 2015

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    Bilbo has a tattoo.

    Fili and Kili demand to know what it is and make his life a pain on the journey to Erebor when he refuses to tell them.

    Thorin is also interested, but then again, he's found himself more interested in their burglar than he'd originally thought he would be. For reasons his nephews most certainly aren't.

    Who can blame him? A hobbit with a mysterious tattoo is more than intriguing, it's downright attractive.

    One-shot.

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    25 Jul 2015

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