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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    --“Where is my skin?” She gives Peridot a withering look.

    “I’ve hidden it.” Peridot asserts smugly, “just as the book says to.” She points to the fairytale book she'd been referencing.

    Lapis clenches her jaw, “Give it back.”

    Peridot shakes her head, “no deal. You’re MY servant now. And you’re going to have to-”

    “Wife.”

    “Make up for all the weird salt water, and as our servant-

    “Wife.”

    “Help with our study.” She finishes briskly, “wait, what?”

    “Didn’t you finish the book?” She snaps.

    “I mean, I skimmed the important parts, women come onto to land to play and then put their skin back on to go to sea, blah, blah, capture their seal skin.”

    “And they’ll marry you and bare you lots of children.”

    “Bare you lots of…” Peridot can feel the blood drain from her face.

    “Now, at least untie me. Wifey.” She smirks at her. Smartass.--

    mythology AU

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    13 Sep 2016

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    idk, plots are fun so I'll see if I can hold up

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    When Lance tries to curb his coffee addiction by replacing it with boba, he can’t help but linger around a perpetually grumpy-looking employee who works at the nearby teahouse. Keith, despite all the Yelp reviews, turns out to be surprisingly kind. Lance starts coming every day—although he insists it’s only for the boba.

    And to complain about the customer service, of course.

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    11 Sep 2016

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    very relaxing, perfect

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    Lapis has almost nothing going for her, save for a dream to live in the big city, and both legs. Peridot has the near opposite problem. Together, they try to find equilibrium. But here's the catch: they've got a time limit.

    [Lapis/Peridot]
    [Human AU]

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    21 Aug 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    good stuff! And I don't even read that much

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    "Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?”
    Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn’t sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right?
    “Alright, it’s a deal.”

    Or: Lance makes the mistake of telling his Mom he has a boyfriend coming home with him for Christmas. Keith makes the mistake of agreeing to be Lance's 'fake boyfriend'.

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    24 Jul 2016

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    aaaaaaaaaahh

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    Lance lets slip a habit from his past and home or-
    A silly fluff drabble that turned into a space opera about boys falling in love

    my tumblr

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    14 Jul 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    keeping track of my stuff

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