InkSkratches
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- Homestuck (11)
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Eridan didn’t frequent Starbucks for the urge to satisfy any cravings for the overpriced garbage they offered at the counter. He went for the atmosphere.
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“Are you…askin’ me to provide you with ice cream?”
“Did I stutter? I’m asking you to take a trip to the supermarket, say hi to our good friends Ben and Jerry, and ask if they might not fork over a dozen pints of the fattest and most lawfully wedded son of a bitch they’ve got on hand.”
“You gotta reign in the metaphors, Kar, you’re losin’ me.”
“Store. Chubby Hubby. Twelve pints. My house. Now.”
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Of pancakes and cracked gems.
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Eridan has dodged all of life's obstacles, only to find that his greatest enemy is time itself.
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Above the planet of Carapace hover two warships. One Alternian, one human. But they do not war with each other. Theirs is a silent campaign--a bet waged on pawns racing across the battlefield. Some of which have a mind of their own.
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it shouldn't be so hard. people say it in passing. people sing it in songs.
but you cannot say "i love you"
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2 Apr 2013
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you are dirt poor.
but you weren't always.
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14 Mar 2013
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There's only one thing that humans really have right about their underwater brethren, and that would be that they enjoy capturing land dwellers. Not for the nefarious, flesh-eating sort of plots, but as a right of passage almost. One must at least attempt to snatch one of those beach-going humans if one is ever going to be seen as a respectable adult in society. Most of the youngsters come back clutching a bikini top and giggling hysterically (and they wonder where their lost articles of clothing go), but the truly fortunate actually get their hands on someone.
And that is exactly what our protagonist (or antagonist) is doing right this very minute.
Series
- Part 1 of Oceanic Acculturation
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14 Mar 2013
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Unexpected Turns by solarisirius for cul-de-sac (InkSkratches)
Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
3 Jan 2013
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You went in to college with a girlfriend and a plan. You graduated with a boyfriend and a coffee shop.
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4 Jan 2013
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For as long as he could remember, Eridan Ampora had walked in the footsteps of the legendary pirate Orphaner Dualscar. Stolen from his Lusus as a very young child, unbeknownst to him, he has known nothing but life aboard his ship and a duty that weighs heavily on his shoulders. Fated to one day take his place as the captain of his ship to continue his legacy, Eridan struggles with his repeated failures to live up to Dualscar’s bloody expectations and his own different, yet ambitious ideas to hunt for elusive, mystical treasures. However, just as he is ready to accept a doomed life of misery and disappointment, a chance encounter with a strange Troll he never even knew existed threatens to change the trajectory of his destiny forever; the Helmsman of Dualscar’s ship - One Sollux Captor.
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21 Nov 2012