23 Jan 2017
"Of course, it figured that the one day Peter decided to get out of bed was the day the Infamous Parker Luck kicked in.
There he was, just rolling along on his skateboard, avoiding any second glances, when BAM! The entire wall of the fancy, glass-walled building to his right exploded. "
AKA Peter tries to get some eggs. It doesn't work.
4 Aug 2015
“Oh, my GOD,” Karen said.
Peter blinked at her. Karen blinked at him, mouth hanging open. Matt sighed, and said, “Peter. Mask.”
Said mask was still in the kitchen, where Foggy had wrestled it off of the young vigilante earlier, armed with disinfectant and cotton buds and a vicious need to nurture dumbass super-humans.
Peter sank low on his haunches, until only his huge eyes and fluffy hair could be seen over the top of the couch. “Whoopsie.”
Bookmarked by Incredible_Iguana
15 Jul 2016