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  1. Rec 7

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    In Westeros, the most popular show on TV is 'Baker's Dozen': a reality show where twelve bakers compete for a book deal and a smattering of polite applause. Sansa Stark is thrilled when she wins a place on the show, but soon finds that the world of televised baking is far more brutal than she thought it would be. Plunged into the middle of an unbelievably petty contest with some nasty off-screen consequences and struggling to come to terms with her rapidly-changing world, will Sansa have what it takes to play the Game of Scones?

     

    (Essentially, what would happen if the Game of Thrones cast entered the Great British Bake Off. Expect puns.)

    ON HIATUS. Life etc.

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    17 May 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Sweet, sweet crack.
    Unfinished, but still worth it for the laughs.

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    That's no staffer's voice, no countryside brogue or street-sharp slant. It's positively dulcet. It's decadent. Filthily observant.

    "Oh, for God's sake, Sherlock—must you, really?"

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    29 Apr 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    In which we get to suck Mycroft's diction.

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    Sherlock walks into a room and takes all the space right out of it. He does the same inside John's head.

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    04 Mar 2017

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    John’s not sure what to expect when he offers himself as a human sacrifice, but it definitely wasn’t this. Apparently the stories he’s heard about dragons left out a few important details.

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    26 Feb 2017

  5. Rec 12

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    Sherlock thinks the Tim Horton's game, "Roll Up the Rim to Win", is rigged. John is sure it's not. They make a bet.

     

    Written for the seventh edition of Come at Once, for the excellent prompt by Vulgarweed, “It’s funny because it’s true”

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    24 Feb 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Because.