Bio
Impractical Beekeeping is a person.
I've got several strange hobbies (including amateur mycology, a top bar bee hive, and a reasonably dangerous sport) but I currently work as an artist and costumer. I read a great deal, and occasionally write things.
If you like what I do, feel free to let me know. If you don't like what I do, feel free to let me know.
I am always deeply grateful for the reviews and alerts I receive. Thanks for reading my things!
If you review something of mine, I will check out your work. I have encountered some magnificent stories that way.
Things you can expect from my work:
An almost pathological obsession with language
Oxford commas and semicolons
Science
Research. I am an information junkie. Only a small percentage of my research is visible in the final product, but I am compelled to do it, nonetheless.
Paradigm subversion (either flipping literary canon or deliberately violating common fanon memes).
Hit-or-miss summaries (I have no idea what compels you to read my things. Feel free to explain.)
Italic abuse (I know they're the refuge of the melodramatic, but I don't care)
My sense of humour can be classified as a desiccant.
I have a sporadically updated account at http://impracticalbeekeeper.tumblr.com/. There you can find my completed fiction (with proper-sized book covers), random artwork, and photographs of microbes. Or dead things.
I have an account on Fanfiction.net. It is similarly covered in bees.
Impractical Key Beeping is my UMQRA account. In other words, nothing you find there is meaningful; I'm just fucking around.