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- Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types (4)
- Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc (4)
- Young Justice - All Media Types (2)
- DCU (Comics) (2)
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa, Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Dangan Ronpa 3: The End of 希望ヶ峰学園 | The End of Kibougamine Gakuen | End of Hope's Peak High School, Super Dangan Ronpa 2, Dangan Ronpa: Another Episode
18 Mar 2017
(aka How the Fifteen Despairs And Chiaki Become Adopted Children While Undergoing Therapy)
"Look," Naegi huffed, "Let’s get back to the topic at hand, which happens to be, I don’t know, the whole reason we’re here.” He gestured to the fifteen glowing pods arranged in a semicircle in the middle of the room that, had the higher ups known what was going to happen to them, they would’ve probably swooped in and removed them from their care immediately. “Kirigiri sent out a list of the Despairs with the morning memo-”
Kirigiri glared. “Which I painstakingly alphabetized by the first letter of their last names followed by their heights when they had the same first letter, while the rest of you were goofing off after dinner chasing Asahina around when she nabbed the entire apple pie and ran. You’re welcome.”
“-so I would suggest looking over the list to decide whose mind you want to play god with."
Naegi and Co. decide super secret digital therapy in their Super Secret Basement will fix the Despairs and make the whole "Future Foundation execution" thing go away so that everyone can live a happy, Hope-filled life. Now if only they'd stop killing each other. This was supposed to be therapy, dammit!
In which Dirk Strider tries to send himself to Hell Murder Island via a homemade sendificator and it almost works. Almost.
Fandoms: Homestuck, DCU (Comics), Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Young Justice - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon), Static Shock
25 Feb 2017
“It’s hard to pin down an exact reason as to what could cause so many environmental shifts and technological failures. My best guess is a God-like being, capable of reality alteration. Malicious intent is incredibly possible, but given the spottiness and the debatable harmless nature of the phenomena it’s producing, I think that it would be more likely the being is either confused or lost on Earth and is trying to find it’s way back to wherever it originated from.”
Someone must take care of all the children, the status of their parents or guardians notwithstanding, and you suppose that the responsibility must fall on your willing shoulders. It's not as if you mind.
- Part 1 of In Which Dad Crocker Adopts Everyone
28 Feb 2016
YOU ARE THE SIGNLESS, THE SUFFERER, KANKRI VANTAS, AND YOU ARE DEAD.