I_am_too_trash



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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    Cheating at cards made easy.

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    26 Sep 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 34

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    "Dipper glanced up at the man's face and met his eyes; He was watching him with an intensity that made Dipper whimper. His cheeks were flushed a bright pink, his lips moving as he continued to speak, a litany of praise and filthy promises that made Dipper's stomach turn with lust and excitement."

    Dipper goes to one of the Northwest's Christmas parties, and winds up enjoying himself more than he initially expected.

    Written for #100 from the 100 Sexual Themes List.

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    25 Sep 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    RED Spy wouldn't mind his son having a boyfriend, if said boyfriend wasn't French and old enough to be his father. BLU Spy only makes matters worse.

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    25 Sep 2017

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    The shots ring closer to me, and the figure above me ducks his head in the crook of my shoulder, using his forearms to cover my head, his body straddling mine tightly. I grit my teeth, squirming under him for leverage. I resist the urge to use my super strength and push the larger man off of me, partly because, if I didn't know better, these assassins were trying to shoot at me.

    The shots are coming out less frequently now, more precise and closer to me and the man in red. He looks down at me, and I'm decidedly shocked. "Deadpool." I say, rather lamely.

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    19 Sep 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    It takes some getting used to, having a cuddle monster for a lover.

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    27 Aug 2017