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  1. Rec 9

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    “You bought a two hundred quid silver teething ring?!”

    (Or, Cat is not lending Lysa a penny ever again.)

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    17 Sep 2017

  2. Rec 29

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    "For the record, this is not my fault," says Cat. "The fact none of our children can keep it in their pants long enough to stop us constantly walking in on them is not my fault."

    "Hmm," says Ned, which doesn't entirely make it sound like he believes her.

    Granted, the fact he currently has her hoisted up on the kitchen sink with her knickers around her ankles probably doesn't help.

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    17 Sep 2017

  3. Rec 4

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    “You must try it, it's wonderful. Dark and rich and sweet and... when we return to King's Landing, I'll send you a cask.”
    “I'm not sure Lady Catelyn would approve of you sending me gifts,” Jon says.
    “All the more reason to do it then.”

    Jon gets talking to his father's wife's sister, who takes a strange interest in him.

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    17 Sep 2017

  4. Rec 30

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    Boy meets girl. Girl falls in love. Girl becomes a single mom. Brienne's journey into motherhood is a lot of things but it's never going to be easy. (modern AU)

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    17 Sep 2017

  5. Rec 17

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    This is the sort of thing Robb Stark would never do: have sex with a total stranger in a dirty club bathroom.

    He loves every second of it.

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    03 Sep 2017