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    In defiance of their respective teams’ bylaws, hockey bro Bitty befriends lax bro Stiles. These are their Samwell adventures.

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    When Uncle Nick invites Sam to "take over the family business," Sam thinks he means his toy manufacturing firm. Turns out Sam's missed a memo or two about the family--and their business.

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    The merry (and not-so-merry) adventures of the Hale-McCall band and their flock of children.

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    Eric has landed his dream job: social media manager for the Providence Falconers! Not only does he get paid to tweet, for an NHL team at that, but it’s a job where he’ll be able to make good use of his magic - when nobody’s looking, of course. Everyone on the Falconers is a joy to work with… with the notable exception of Jack Zimmermann. Eric understands that Jack doesn’t like social media, but he could certainly be a little more polite about it.

    Luckily, Eric has support from his Samwell buddies, as well as his best friend - a man whose face he’s never seen, and whose name he doesn’t know. They met on an online forum where witches can gather anonymously, since it isn’t safe for them to advertise their existence in a world where magic isn’t trusted. They’ve been friends for years now, but Eric is only just starting to realize that he might have deeper feelings for someone he can never meet face-to-face.

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    20 Jan 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 43

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    Bitty’s first thought was that he was being pranked, that Jack recruited someone to slam him into the sideboards every Tuesday, just to keep him in check. But the person who’d crashed into him wasn’t on the hockey team, and looked equally stunned to be suddenly facedown on the ice. Bitty dragged himself back to standing, already feeling the bruises he would surely see tomorrow morning, and offered a hand to his assailant.

    “Gracious, what a way to meet a guy.” Bitty said. “I'm Eric Bittle, but everyone just calls me Bitty.”

    “LaTour, Scot,” the boy said, offering a hand of his own. “One T.”

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    Or, the story in which Bitty makes a new friend, Jack makes some new headlines, and everyone makes breakfast.

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    20 Jan 2018

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    "Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be indulged in lightly." ― M.F.K. Fisher

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    Derek is pretty much absorbed into the Stilinski family, one meal at a time.

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    18 Jan 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 27

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    “What’s the last thing you remember.”

    “Cup day,” Jack says, drawing his knees up, the sheet still tight round him. His voice is shaking a little, and he’s trying desperately to remember. “Cup day. I…Bittle. Where’s Bittle?”

    “What the hell is a Bittle?” Parse asks.

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    15 Jan 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    Eliot wakes up in the hospital missing a lot of his memories. He's pleased to discover that apparently he has a husband, and a Parker.

    Meanwhile, Parker has feelings, and knows she's weird, and Hardison might be a fish, a bird, or a turtle.

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    04 Jan 2018

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